leather pingpongs

The equivalent of beef curtains, refers to the testicles of a male who fake tans way too much and has thus ruined their physical appearance, not that they held much aesthetic value to begin with.

"Did you see her new boyfriend? He tans more than she does...I'm sure he's carryin a set of extreme leather pingpongs. Gross."

by LeahLauren January 14, 2009

Leah Preston-ing

The act of awkwardly laughing anywhere between 5-20 seconds too late in a situation due to;

1. a misunderstanding of a joke
or
2. the joke suddenly made sense.

"insert joke here" 5-20 seconds later "ha. haha. ha."
"whoa, i like the sound of your Leah Preston-ing!

by tiktok500 February 21, 2010

leahnne

A name normally given to only the most gorgeous of girls. A generally music and party lover. She is a very determined person and wont stop until she gets what she wants. She loves to laugh, and people who can make her laugh. Normally a person who has a great sense of style and knows what looks good.She is a great friend and loves the company of others; however she does not like to be rushed into things and likes to do things her way. Like many other girls leanne's like guys to make the move. She likes to feel protected and loves cuddles.

Look at that Leahnne, shes lovely

by babylove <3 October 2, 2010

Leather Dick

When, after a party or rave involving excessive grinding of the groin upon a female's buttocks, the penis loses feeling (and occasionally purpose) for hours following the event.

"Dude, I was at the rave last night"
"Sounds awesome bro"
"Yeah, except I got a crazy case of Leather Dick, I can't feel shit down there"

by Richie McCringledick June 1, 2012

Leather Jones

A Suave, confident, ex-fighter pilot who has grown disillusioned with the way of the world today and cant understand why the jacket just cant be a jacket...Not to be confused with an indiana jones type person, a leather jones is much more calculated, deliberate and never cavalier.

"Man I think that guys a real Leather Jones" "Wow what a way to pull off the Leather Jones" "you could really do with a bit of leather jones in your life"

by Leather Jones July 7, 2012

Leah

An amazing and beautiful girl. She’s smart, pretty, kind and gifted with many talents. She’s also the friend that would do anything for one of her besties. She’s also an amazing girlfriend. Although she might not have a lot of experience, she’ll treat you right. She might wanna take it slow, but in the end it’ll all be worth it. Even though it might take a while, just give her some time and don’t lose her over anything. She always has her mind set on one guy at a time, so even if she doesn’t like you now, just give her some time and be her friend and eventually she might fall for you. And if she doesn’t, you’ll have a great friend that will stick with you through anything. If you ever meet a Leah, don’t let her go.

John: Wow that Leah sure is a great girl.

Landon: Back off dude you have a girlfriend.

John: Me and her are just friends. She’s a great one too.

Landon: Yeah well I wanna be more than friends with her but I’m just gonna give her some time.

by lbeener21 May 23, 2019

Leah

Leah is a Hebrew name meaning “tired”. Someone named Leah is very intelligent and artistically talented. Leah is someone with a selfless and supportive personality, and she is quick-witted yet classy. She makes friends easily because of her kind nature, and probably plays the clarinet. She loves superhero movies and always makes time for those she loves even when she is busy. She is a free spirit who probably has red hair, and she is a hard worker and a great encourager of others. She is beautiful inside and out, a princess of a person, and she is a real catch. Anyone who meets her knows how special she is and how lucky they are to have her in their life.

Leah is the loveliest person you will ever meet.

by TheRealMrsHolland June 20, 2019