coins that won't work in the vending machine.
by shifter7six July 11, 2008
Definition 1: Lacking of ambition, concern for deadlines, and poor quality of work.
Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.
Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.
Example 1 actual quote in front of customers-
HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.
HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.
HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.
Example 2 actual experience-
Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?
Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.
HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.
HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.
HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.
Example 2 actual experience-
Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?
Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.
by HoeGobblin December 31, 2022
by Sprot December 25, 2011
by Ninjaplease187 February 17, 2018
When you are too lazy to google something yourself. So you text a friend and ask them the question you could have easily googled yourself.
Kelli (texting): "What kind of material was Han Solo frozen in?"
Brigette (replying): "Carbonite, my Google lazy little sister."
Brigette (replying): "Carbonite, my Google lazy little sister."
by classikjane August 31, 2012
Ah man, you left a Lazy Crocodile in the toilet.
Go and get rid of your Lazy Crocodile.
You might wanna go check the toilet, you've left a Lazy Crocodile.
Go and get rid of your Lazy Crocodile.
You might wanna go check the toilet, you've left a Lazy Crocodile.
by Culie July 13, 2014
When you're so lazy out of you’re fucking mind that you do something and you do it the harder way rather than the easier way, and you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.
Tends to happen when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind
Tends to happen when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind
Dude, i got the quantum laziness. I wanted to change the channel on my smart TV and instead of grabbing the remote right next to me I downloaded a remote app on my phone and it took twice as long as it would if I just used my ACTUAL fucking remote.
by RudolfMagnusson August 15, 2021