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Lazy Rapist

A lazy rapist rapes in a very lazy manner. They are quite often unprepared and unenthusiastic about the episode. More often than not the rapist wont even finish, they'll simply stop and leave. They will not go out of their way to conceal their crime.
Jane: "I heard you were attacked in the park last night while you were out walking your dog."

Emma: "Yeah I'm lucky that he was a typical male though."

Jane: "Yeah, I heard you fell victim to a lazy rapist."

Emma: "He was that lazy he didn't even finish, he practically stuck his knob in then bailed after I asked if that was it."
by CuteRaz February 3, 2012
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Lazy Crocodile

When your poo sits on the bottom of the toilet and doesn't go away with the flush.
Ah man, you left a Lazy Crocodile in the toilet.

Go and get rid of your Lazy Crocodile.

You might wanna go check the toilet, you've left a Lazy Crocodile.
by Culie July 13, 2014
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Lazy Griswald

When someone decorates for Christmas by buying lots of large tacky items and then scattering them over their property to make it look like a ton of effort. Especially applicable to large numbers of inflatable decorations.
Have you seen Mike Bs house, thats a real Lazy Griswald
by Bush mick December 14, 2020
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half a lazy

a) slightly or half erect penis
b) hanging fat
While traveling in Australia, I happened upon a colorful group of gents in an outback pub. One of them commented on a lovely Sheila who entered this fine estabilshment as giving him "half a lazy".
by kickitintheguts March 19, 2010
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Lazy typer

A lazy typer is someone who doesn’t spell out words to the full extent
Lazy typer key phrases : You’re ; ur. What are you doing ; wryd .

Okay ; k. You ; u. I love you ; ily.
by Melissa Cox January 6, 2019
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lazy down

Gabriel is one of the most lazy down niggas on this earth
by Memegeneral April 19, 2017
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Lazy Coconut

1. When a male is engaging in intercourse with a female, and wishes to ejaculate in his partner's mouth, however releases too early and ejaculates on her chest.

2. Dropping off dirty dishes on the bar in a gaming room instead of rinsing them in the sink and putting them in the dishwasher.
I was with Ben last night and he wanted to blow in my mouth, but the bastard came too early and gave me a lazy coconut!
by Adam Hopkins. March 6, 2011
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