An efficient type of printer that uses a black powder that is fused onto the paper. When putting in a new toner cartridge be carefull not to breath in the powder.One toner cartidge can print up to 10,000 sheats. The most common one only print in black. Color laser printers are very expensive
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Lasses also knows the answer to everything, but they won't tell anyone.
Lasses also knows the answer to everything, but they won't tell anyone.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen a Lasse somewhere around here? I forgot to do my maths homework.
Person 2: Try the library, I heard they set up a camp in there to study maths.
Person 1: Thanks man, I'll go have a look.
Person 2: Be careful though, they might try to convert you to become one of them.
Person 1: Ok, I'll be careful then, don't really fancy becoming a Lasse
Person 2: Try the library, I heard they set up a camp in there to study maths.
Person 1: Thanks man, I'll go have a look.
Person 2: Be careful though, they might try to convert you to become one of them.
Person 1: Ok, I'll be careful then, don't really fancy becoming a Lasse
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when someone's breath is so bad it can cut through any object or distance attempting to obstruct it.
Frank came into my office to talk to me this morning and he had such bad laser breath I wanted to puke. I held my hand over my nose but I could still smell it.
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Get the laser breath mug.A highly contagious STD which is located amongst the pubic hairs and genitalia. Like normal herpes it grows into sores. However, when the affected areas fully germinate, the disease then mounts laser turrets upon the sores. These turrets shoot lasers with high accuracy and range, which upon contact with target spread the Laser Herpes to the genitalia and repeat the process. Little is known about the origin of said affliction, but to avoid contraction it is suggested to wear lead underwear, as it is the only substance the lasers cannot penetrate.
It is very painful, and irritating.
It is very painful, and irritating.
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Get the nicky lauder mug.A person of German decent who likes sexy mexican women, fast cars, and bass in your face. Usually is good looking, flat butt, and dimples. Usually farts terribly in public spaces, usually around coworkers/supervisors that suck.
Girl 1:. Oh my God Cindy, look at his butt, it's so small. It must be Lauser
Girl 2:. Oh it's Lauser!! I'd date him but he only likes the latinas with big butts. I wish I was a latina.
Friend 1:. Is that Lauser?
Friend 2:. Yup, my damn cups fell off the cupboard when he pulled up. He's got that bass in your face.
Annoying Supervisor:. You smell that.
Coworker:. Oh fack, that's smells terrible, it's like a skunk took a shit a day after it died.
Lauser: (quietly thinks, Toma Putos! Laughs in evil German)
Girl 1:. Oh my God Cindy, look at his butt, it's so small. It must be Lauser
Girl 2:. Oh it's Lauser!! I'd date him but he only likes the latinas with big butts. I wish I was a latina.
Friend 1:. Is that Lauser?
Friend 2:. Yup, my damn cups fell off the cupboard when he pulled up. He's got that bass in your face.
Annoying Supervisor:. You smell that.
Coworker:. Oh fack, that's smells terrible, it's like a skunk took a shit a day after it died.
Lauser: (quietly thinks, Toma Putos! Laughs in evil German)
Girl 1:. Oh my God Cindy, look at his butt, it's so small. It must be Lauser
Girl 2:. Oh it's Lauser!! I'd date him but he only likes the latinas with big butts. I wish I was a latina.
Friend 1:. Is that Lauser?
Friend 2:. Yup, my damn cups fell off the cupboard when he pulled up. He's got that bass in your face.
Annoying Supervisor:. You smell that.
Coworker:. Oh fack, that's smells terrible, it's like a skunk took a shit a day after it died.
Lauser: (quietly thinks, Toma Putos! Laughs in evil German)
Girl 2:. Oh it's Lauser!! I'd date him but he only likes the latinas with big butts. I wish I was a latina.
Friend 1:. Is that Lauser?
Friend 2:. Yup, my damn cups fell off the cupboard when he pulled up. He's got that bass in your face.
Annoying Supervisor:. You smell that.
Coworker:. Oh fack, that's smells terrible, it's like a skunk took a shit a day after it died.
Lauser: (quietly thinks, Toma Putos! Laughs in evil German)
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