Hong Kong Dong

A nasty - but fortunately fictional - venereal disease mentioned in dirty jokes; which causes one's dong to rot and fall off after a few days.

"You Western doctors always want to cut, cut, cut! No need! That not how we treat Hong Kong Dong. You wait two, maybe three days, he fall off all by himself."

by Duke Fenton January 10, 2022

Donkey Kong 64

The game with no walls

Let's play some donkey Kong 64. You mean that game speed runners go through easily because there is nothing stopping them? Of course yes!

by TheOneTheOnlyMeatballRavioli June 02, 2021

Donkey Kong Land

the ultimate virginity repellent and sex attractor

oh shit that's donkey kong land, not again

by modemcat June 14, 2022

Hong Kong Moms

An elite exclusive facebook organisation that seems to always have an opinion on everything while complaining about first world problem.

"Do I let my helper sit on the sofa?" Said a Hong Kong Moms
"Should I pay for my helper's visa fee ?" Hong Kong Moms,2020
"Does anyone have good school recommendations on kindergarten that will teach 4 languages to my 3 year old?" - Hong Kong Moms

by Sxper_Fixer May 02, 2022

Hong kong autocracy

It's a joke. Hong kong is now run by dictatorship, namely CCP. Police are overpowered.

Carrie Lam: hey Xi, wanna hear a joke?
Xi: yeah
Carrie Lam: wanna have some hong kong autocracy for lunch ? hong kong is a free country ;)

by Gfhgsdgm July 04, 2020

Destroying Hong Kong

When you laugh so hard you fart, then laugh harder.

Yea Jimmy starting Destroying Hong Kong in the middle of class it was hilarious.

by Karateflame2 January 07, 2017

Praveen Kong Johnson

The son of the great Donkey Kong. And the brother of the Hindu god Hanuman he is the king of the apes, he is the ape of which Caesar is based off. He has had a very high quality song be made on him by the name of PJ Swingin, and he was notoriously known Candy Kong with his 9 inch banana penis, before leaving her to recollect his peel.

Coonesh: I wish my tiny dick was like Praveen Kong Johnson

Coonajen: That's why you got rejected 74 times by Nigbiha and Nigthusa

Coonesh: Shup you use auto tune you tiny korunga

by Pundaivan April 18, 2020