Kirk

Kirk (verb), to violate the Prime Directive.

"That was a beautiful planet."

"Aye laddie, it was; then we kirked it."

by Geekonomicon November 17, 2023

Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.

Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022

Kirk

The act of shooting someone in the neck. coined by my friend at approximately 11:52pm GMT September 10th.

Kirk me if I'm wrong but....

Someone should Kirk netanyahu next

Hey twin what if trump gets kirked next

by ILoveFishMilk September 10, 2025

kirked

Also known as “to kirk”. (v)To shoot in the neck, derived from Charlie Kirk’s death. To have gotten shot in the neck.

“Aye fuzz, stop playing with me because I really kirk niggas.” “Yeah I kirked his stupid ass last week.” “Oh shit! My nigga got kirked!”

by columbusyn614 October 5, 2025

kirk

a guy that most likely plays the ukulele in his free time and has an adorable laugh. if you ever see his baby photos, prepare yourself cause they are one of a kind

"oh look its baby photos of kirk"

by smartwomanwithsmartthoughts September 15, 2021

Kirked

Its like getting merked, only it's for loudmouth nationally recognized bigots who didn't learn to shut the fuck up or dodge fast enough.

Anytime a bigot gets shot for the things that he says.. it shall be henceforth referred to as being "Kirked."

You're welcome!

by FAFOGator September 11, 2025

Kirk

To leave / To bounce / To dip from a location and kick rocks to another.

Yo the boys are dipping for I'm gonna Kirk out too , later cut.

by SantaCruzSlang August 13, 2022