Kirking is a when an online troll attacks members of the emergency services on social media such as Facebook and Twitter. It came about in the 2020 Covid19 Pandemic where doctors and nurses were abused online for simply working.
That guy Tim is a total Kirker. It’s shameful some of the things he posted last night and the language he used was shocking. Kirking
by Tattoo11 March 30, 2020
The act of acquiring an extra hour or two of sleep through the use of a vague medical condition as an excuse. Kirking requires you to show up at 9:30 to 10:00 am thus allowing you to maintain your ability to give others a rash of shit if they take a sick day.
by Jbski April 27, 2017
(Verb): the act of throwing up at your friends birthday party and babycrawling to the toilet. Also eating fucking bread!
by KATthecrew June 11, 2018
Kirking someone is the action of very awkwardly putting one arm around a woman’s shoulder and then grab their assets, while also using your other arm to text minors.
by Josh Allen the Throat Goat January 24, 2024
by Dadddddddddddddddddddddddy October 31, 2022
One of the best technical guitarists who plays for the band Metallica. He started off in a garage band called "mesh", then Exodus and Joined Metallica in 1983. He does ripping solos and playing at lightning speed.
Metallica would be nothing without Kirk Hammet. James Hetfield is a great guitarists and all, but Kirk Hammet superior
by UltimateDoge February 16, 2023