Kangaroo Tailed

When you get selected to join an instagram live video with your idol Ebanie Bridges and feel the need to introduce your penis to the world first.

Today I let a fan join my live instagram video and he kangaroo Tailed me the cunt.

by Kangaroo tailed November 17, 2021

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Kangaroo

An animal down in the second world of Australia. This animal is very feisty and can knock a bitch out with one punch. They carry their babies in the stomach so that they have them on hand all the time in case an enemy is coming so they can sacrifice their baby so they can run away. Be aware around these animals tho as they are known to steal your red hoodies and sunglasses.

Bryce Hall would say he could beat a KANGAROO then get punched by it and say he don’t know how to fight

by yousillyyy July 29, 2021

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Dizzy Kangaroo

This is when you spin her on your dick like a Beyblade and then stand up while she is still spinning. You then pick her up and start jumping and when she's about to puke you throw her onto the bed and jump on top of her. You then proceed to ejaculate onto her breasts while she pukes onto your dick.

Last night my girlfriend didn't make me any mack n cheese, so I made the bitch do a dizzy kangaroo

by BDB420 June 7, 2021

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kangaroo flipper

Kangaroo Flipper (noun):
A highly questionable culinary adventure, where one daringly employs a cream-filled gas station doughnut (preferably from Kangaroo) as an unconventional partner in self-love. After achieving the “cream filling” on one side, the audacious gourmet flips it around and takes a bite from the other end, proving that some snacks are truly multipurpose. Definitely not FDA approved. Enjoy responsibly—or not.

"After a long night, Dave decided to treat himself to a Kangaroo Flipper, but now he's questioning his life choices and his taste in doughnuts."

by Jkrider4x4 August 20, 2024

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