Kevin Minute

A Kevin Minute is about 12 times longer than normal time.

e.g. 10 Kevin Minutes = 2 normal hours.

"Ill be back in 10 kevin minutes"
"Alright ill see you in 2 hours"

by BlueBoyMVP February 2, 2021

Kevin Chieng

A person who is overly sensitive or emotional.

Kevin Chieng can be very emo at times.

by Skye Yoshi November 18, 2021

Kevin DiFalco

The act of flying an airplane with a large butt plug inserted in your anus.

The sexually confused degenerate pilot would love to fly Kevin DiFalco style.

by Zoltar Donghung December 18, 2022

kevin plus kiyo dynamic

kevin plus kiyo dyanmic, is two people who are married, acts like a couple, act like best friends and act like classmates all in one. but they are very good friends.

person 1: "omg, is u and ur bf dating?!"
person 2: "we arent dating..."
person 1: "but u guys act like a couple, u guys legit are "married" together"
person 1: "we are the kevin plus kiyo dynamic duh."

by husband kiyo January 12, 2023

Kevin Berry

One who is lacking both intelligence and basic fighting skills

Person 1 Have you heard about Kevin berry?

Person 2 Yeah he was no match for Mr pontoni

by Ignacho23 March 26, 2023

Delicious Kevin

Eating bacon out of somebody's orifice..

Breakfast got a whole lot more exciting when Karen offered me a Delicious Kevin, served on a bed of her also delicious booty.

by stripeypajamas October 26, 2016

First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith

In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.

The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come

by Saint Axel December 9, 2021