mexican jumping bean

when a female puts as many tampons in her rectum. a few hours later she drinks as much laxitives as she can possibly have. and the "bean" will jump out

yep i saw saw a porno where a chick had a mexican jumping bean!!!!

by poo91 April 13, 2009

clam jumping

Definition 1: When a bunch of dirty skanks jump out of an airplane, and they have a bunch of dirty coochies and their parachutes are hanging from their clits.

Definition 2: When a girl uses her vagina curtain as a chute after jumping off a building or cliff. The equivalent of base jumping. Also see: vagina curtain

Example 1: Jennifer, Chloe, and Mary went clam jumping last weekend. Their chutes got tangled, and tore out their vaginas. Ouch!

Example 2: Beth went clam jumping off the Empire State Building by using her vagina curtain as a chute.

by Retard Clan June 4, 2008

mexican jumping beans

illeagle steroids

I used mexican jumping beans to win the olympics

by coolmaster4321 March 21, 2004

DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMPING JACKS

DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMPING JACKS

DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMPING JACKS

by DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMP March 1, 2023

California Jumping Frog

Every third weekend in May. Calaveras County angles camp.

there were no women in california in 1850. So the hombres need something that jumps ( thrill ) for money. Thus started the California Jumping Frog contest at angles camp.

by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006

Thread Jumping

Accidentally posting a comment on the wrong thread when you have two or more conversations going on an internet social network.

Nobody knew what the hell she was talking about when she posted her bra size in the conversation about religion. She was totally thread jumping.

by Jypsy Jool September 3, 2011

base jumping

when your stupid enough to jump off a building. Simple enough

Why the hell would you jump off a building

by NateK July 28, 2005