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The Big Jose

When you freeze a chipotle burrito and use it as a dildo.
why are ordering two burritos?

I'll eat one now and later go home and treat myself to The Big Jose.
by BabybackB February 14, 2017
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Jose Duran

Jose Duran is the epitome of big balls and big dick mama huevo. Jose Duran's are dominican they like to go to Dyckman and they enjoy having hookah times every once in a while. His best friend is undefined. 1/0. Jose Duran's like to have a lot of puppies and like to eat plantain and fight with his siblings.
Dayumm Jose Duran has the biggest ding dong I have ever seen.

Jose Duran you are not allowed to talk to other girls romantically okay little bitch subsubsub little hoe ass little baby bitch love bitch mama huevo. Okay u got it.
by drogbaoh June 8, 2018
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jose jimenez

has the biggest dick future MLB player amd gets bitches
by GRhETUJRZUJZEUEZT March 3, 2022
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Jose medina

fat ass likes glizzys tiktoker also likes ya cut g
by Bruh781 November 5, 2020
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Brown Jose

A rascit ,slow in the head ,fat Mexican who friends with a gay person name toby
by RandomOnTheInterent254 January 16, 2020
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Jose Rueda

A discord moderator that barely gets any bitches but mostly fumbles them when he has the chance with a beautiful woman. He sits in his room and plays with his discord friends while the rest of his family is spending time together.
Jose Rueda: “Hey guys I broke up with my girlfriend! Anyone down to play some Minecraft!”
“Jose Rueda is a person with a lot of toxic friends.”
by s0uppppppppppp June 19, 2023
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jose altuve

The only word you use to describe the Houston Astros nowadays.
Houston Astros and Jose Altuve…

Wait, since when was he with Carlos Lee!?
by iHangMyself! December 4, 2021
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