aken in the contest of the song Baby's Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot he is referring to Florence Griffith Joyner a track athlete in the 1988 Olympics who defiantly fits all the other descriptions of what he likes in women mentioned in that song. Not some soda why on earth would you want to keep your women like a soda anyway?
by nice app June 22, 2021
Get the Flo Jomug. A woman who thinks she’s really gorgeous and perfect and god’s gift to men. She pretends to be that *super qUiRkY* girl who snorts when she laughs. She’ll lead guys on while feigning ignorance that they’re into her, but spend a lot of energy telling these guys how “creepy” or “strangely into” her OTHER men are. Basically a basic bitch who listens to what she thinks is obscure or underground, but the iheart curated version of that.
Did you hear Alli Jo talking about how many plates she’s juggling and all the activities in her life?
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
by Allijojo_is_a_cunt September 21, 2021
Get the Alli Jomug. Casey-jo is a sweet yet confident girl who won’t back down when given the opportunity for a fight. She overall does well in school and can be helpful at time to time. She is also in to sports such as cheer, dance, gymnastics and mabye even football.
by Lucky man 27753 October 1, 2020
Get the casey-jomug. Kara Jo is a one of a kind girl, no one in the world could be as amazing as her. Everything is absolutely awesome when you are near her, and her smile brightens your entire life. Also she's gorgeous.
by JackBlack73 October 14, 2016
Get the Kara Jomug. Karen was sloppy joed again this weekend and woke up with no cellphone to call an Uber of shame or postmate her morning Starbucks sugar milk.
by KarensRntUs June 16, 2020
Get the sloppy joedmug. Makes a good friend.
Amazing woman if born before the 1990's, creative, intelligent and motivated with a sense of adventure and ready to work their butt off. Loves the country.
Post 90's awkwardly searching for self worth, will enter industries for fame, any sort, but lacking integrity.
Amazing woman if born before the 1990's, creative, intelligent and motivated with a sense of adventure and ready to work their butt off. Loves the country.
Post 90's awkwardly searching for self worth, will enter industries for fame, any sort, but lacking integrity.
by Insatiable land January 20, 2017
Get the jessie-jomug. by Jo the pro April 30, 2021
Get the jo the promug.