Joel Gion

Joel Gion is the coolest man alive, nobody usurps his coolness. Also known as the BJM tambourine Guy, literally nobody but him can get away with being a frontman who just plays tambourine and like percussion. He’s too cool.

Person: ‘On a level of 1 to “too cool”, how cool are you?”
You: ‘Joel Gion!’

by Vestigium September 07, 2019

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Joel

Someone who will always cheat on you. He has big beaver teeth and has an obnoxious tone.

Wow. Your boyfriend cheated on you?! He is such a Joel.

by Anomymous Source July 07, 2019

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Joel Piper

The drummer/clean vocalist for the metalcore band Confide. He is extremely talented and also owns Joel Piper Recording Studios.

Check out Joel Piper rip it up on stage with Confide.

by ShibbyPeace June 27, 2010

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billy joel

no one on here so far has even mentioned billy joel's greatest ever song... All For Leyna. this is one of the greatest love songs ever made and many people can relate to the fact that he cares about absolutely fuck-all else when it comes to the girl he cares about. its a great song and its his best.

we didn't start the fire is excellent as well.

by BadLieutenant December 23, 2004

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