Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.
I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.
I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.
I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.
I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.
I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.
by Dick Onchin November 22, 2020
"Mummy that man smells of brown jelly"
Your kid does not have to swear and the stink of shit guy is none the wiser. Everyone is happy
Your kid does not have to swear and the stink of shit guy is none the wiser. Everyone is happy
by Brown jelly mould January 09, 2014
The act of cutting a hole in someones mattress and filling it with the jelly of your choice. (for best results use grape jelly) see Jelly Hole for more results.
by Weasel0317 February 12, 2012
Do you know where all the Smuckers went?
Robert probably took it to his room; you know he's a jelly jerker.
Robert probably took it to his room; you know he's a jelly jerker.
by Nickhasaposse May 10, 2016
by Real Whiite September 10, 2020
by Dr Clam September 06, 2020
A completely pointless story that bores everyone to tears. It has no real meaning and is told for the sake of telling it.
Original Jelly Story: One day, I went to get raspberry jelly, but they didn't have any so I got orange jelly instead. It wasn't as good as raspberry jelly.
by ulamp January 19, 2011