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Jeffrey Epstein

Someone who didn't kill himself
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

ps. if the mods don't accept this definition, they are on Epstein's list.
by Masihiun January 5, 2024
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Jeffrey

A very nice, quiet kid who always tries his best at everything. He is also very cracked at Minecraft hypixel skyblock.
Jeffrey is rich in skyblock
by Mithib March 29, 2022
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Jeffrey

Back in middle school, there was this kid called Jeffrey. He was the scum of the earth. Not only is he homophobic, racist, and disabilist; he was sexist. So that's a Jeffrey for you, an immature, obnoxious twat
Noun:
Intellectual: "Did you see Jeffrey over there? He called _____ a f@g!,,
Other Intellectual: "Bestie, you can't say f-slur, that's homophobic! And yes I did 🙄🙄.,,
Intellectual: "don't worry, I'm gay💅. ,,
Other Intellectual: "ok,,
Adjective:
Veronica/Heather: "Omg, Jakey wavey baby boo boo bear, stop being such a Jeffrey!,,
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Jeffrey Mellen

A sexual position in which the man pees in the girls mouth while doing the asian hotpocket and screamijg "meep meep"
by Foxy12385 September 18, 2017
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Jeffrey

The one person who says they want to make plans. But for some reason always has a terrible excuse to not show up. Or is also never in the wrong, somehow has an excuse that is why he can't complete any objective.
"Dude kyle is acting alot like a jeffrey today. He said he couldnt move the parts because he is about to go on break"...."BUT BREAK IS IN 20 MINUTES AND IT WILL TAKE 5 TO MOVE THE PART"
by Ybrik August 29, 2022
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Jeffrey Asparagus

Jeffrey but he is Asparagus
Person 1: Have you guys ever had sex with Jeffrey Asparagus
Person 2: All day every day friend
by NachosBellGrande33 May 17, 2022
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