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Jayson

1. A different form of the name "Jason".
2. 1% of the worlds population spell there name in this unique manner.
3. Displays confidence when around the opposite sex and physically attractive to women and men.
4. Most are typically successful.
You are so Jayson I'm jealous.
Jayson you're my idol.
Jayson an American hero.
by cyclops1 February 3, 2010
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Jason Simpson

The famous football player/actor's son aka the real killer.
The evidence/theories that point to Jason.
1.Jason had no alibi the night of the murders He stated he was cooking in front of over 150 people the night of the murders at the restaurant he works at, but the restaurant that he worked at during the murders could hold a maximum of 87 people at any one time. He also later stated in a civil deposition that he clocked out after the murders had taken place.

2.Jason Simpson had developed a crush on Nicole Brown Simpson, and was angry at the lifestyle she was involved in, which included drug use.

3.After committing the murders, Jason called Simpson to the crime scene. Simpson struggled with his son to take the weapons from him, thus providing the detectives with the gloves and the blood evidence that would be used at his trial. Dear also believes this is where O.J. received the cut on his hand that prosecutors said was inflicted during the murders.

4. The bloody gloves were to small to fit O.J. who had larger hands than his son.
Ted: O.J. needs to get locked up forever.

Amy: It was his son Jason Simpson you uneducated fuck.
by CrackHe@d May 14, 2007
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Jason

Jason is the most AWESOME person to have EVER walked the face of this planet. Not even Jesus or Chuck Norris are as awesome as this guy. In fact, no one can be compared to a Jason. He is the King of Kings, and has the most AWESOME face you'll EVER see. He is hysterically funny, kind, loyal, caring and an amazing friend! And although his taste in music may seem gay at times, it's not really a problem:) People want to be just like him, but because that is highly impossible, they have to just settle for being his mate. Jason's get along really well with Nicole's, they are usually best mates, and have an amazing connection. And because of this, Nicole get's the title of being the second most AWESOME person to EVER walk the face of this planet:) if you don't know a Jason then you better start searching for one, because nobodys life is complete without a Jason in it:)
Random Person: "Wow! Who is that AWESOME guy?!"

Me: "Oh that's Jason. The most AWESOME guy EVER!"

Random Person: "Oh my wordy! He is sooooo AWESOME, you can just see it in his face and in the way that he stares. He has suuuch a Jason face."
by Hippie Princess December 28, 2011
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Jason is gay

Jason's are people who are afraid of their girlfriends. The thing is if they do have on, it'll probably be just luck, and it's not a healthy one where they have no control over it.
Jason is gay again. He just let his girlfriend boss him into licking her shoes.
by We598 October 22, 2018
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Jason

I think Jason is really cute.
by Simp4Hadij February 9, 2021
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pulling a jaison

when a guy hooks up with a random girl that plays rugby and gets his tiny weiner sucked in a room with a glass door allowing any wandering perverts to watch
Pulling a Jaison is not subtle and usually involves girly noises from the guy. Also, it is randomly disturbed by various people walking in the room.
guy 1: ooooooooo ahhh

guy outside glass door: woow sounds like that guy is pulling a jaison

guy: lets pull a jaison!
girl: OH! its so small and skinny !
by cronos19 May 26, 2010
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Freddy vs Jason

I loved watching "Freddy vs Jason".
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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