buff the snail

buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the clitoris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically "buffing" the shell of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a clit.

"I'm home alone. I'm really gonna buff the snail tonight."

by rockinrollbuttercup69420 July 8, 2016

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shittle buff

when you mess something up and dont care.

guy 1-Dude u just backed into that guys car.

guy 2- Whatever dude that shittle buff.

girlfriend- I told you not to put it in that hole it hurts!

boyfriend- Ahh whatever that shittle buff.

by that one guy jr June 29, 2010

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turkey-buff

Rubbing ones testicles after being stretched into the shape of a turkeys neck

Man, i had good turkey buff today.
I watched some chick on porn getting gang banged and stretched my balls out like a football so they were turkey-buffed

by SARCHANGELUS September 1, 2018

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Buff Boudishan

A Caucasian male, usually (but not always) from the US state of Louisiana, who possesses higher than average levels of testosterone. Buff boudishans, or "ruff roudishan" or simply "boudishan" for short, are known to inject anabolic steroids on a regular basis, drink heavy amounts of alcohol, pick unnecessary fights at bars, "hook up" with other people's girlfriends, have tattoos, and/or make grunting noises with other buff boudishans out in public.

There's no way I'm going to Westlake. Way too many buff boudishans out there, it's scary!

by Bossman Blanchard January 7, 2014

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buff Q

Buff Q is basically a joke. It's a video where a person that looks extremely close to Quackity with huge muscles is playing with what it seems like a dog. Quackity confirmed it wasn't him.

Person A: Man, have you seen the Buff Q meme? It's hilarious!
Person B: No? What? Are you okay?

by ShrineBow July 20, 2021

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