by dolphinsrgaysharks August 12, 2011
Namely a fat gap toothed hick with a bad dye job. Also can be seen at night around bingos and bars looking for a man to have a good time with before going home to wallow in her filth. Also known as a vicki.
Girl at bar: Ew look at that Ditch Pig going home with that Robert
Other girl at bar: Why in the world is he with her ?
First Girl at bar: I dont know but he is obviously blind !
Other girl at bar: Why in the world is he with her ?
First Girl at bar: I dont know but he is obviously blind !
by anonphenom June 17, 2011
"ditch ben"
"why thank you"
"why thank you"
by g7 urban dictionary February 24, 2021
by Mudhook March 15, 2007
In contrast to a gutter slut... high heels, miniskirt, smeared makeup, and a martini glass. A ditch slut would have jeans, tshirt, no teeth, beer can, and be barefoot.
by dixieRebel June 18, 2011
When you, or your friend, ding ding ditches a house by using a strap on dildo to ring the doorbell.
Extra points for fucking your friend in the ass after ringing the doorbell. Your friend must finish before someone answers the door.
Extra points for fucking your friend in the ass after ringing the doorbell. Your friend must finish before someone answers the door.
"What did you do this weekend?"
" I dildong ditched with my friend. He fucked me in the ass afterwards and I came everywhere. The old dude who answered the door was super surprised. It was awesome."
" I dildong ditched with my friend. He fucked me in the ass afterwards and I came everywhere. The old dude who answered the door was super surprised. It was awesome."
by CordizzleDick February 20, 2016