Cape May traffic jam

Five vehicles waiting at a red light.

I’m goin to be a minute late. Got caught in a Cape May Traffic Jam.

by KGBJMC May 22, 2019

Too Much Traffic in The Tunnel

When an individual experiences frequent, rough or rigorous penetration in any orface, resaulting in a needed personal break from sexual activity.

I have had too much traffic in the tunnel for tonight.

by Queens6696 February 8, 2019

Newton County Traffic Cone

One subject lays face down with their prison purse pushed into the air after having their asshole stretched. The subject who stretched the anus then utilizes a traffic cone to funnel an alcoholic beverage of choice into the prostrated subjects anus. The funneler then removes the traffic cone, having filled the anal cavity, and inserts a silly straw to drink the rectal beverage.

"Last night I gave my man toy a Newton County Traffic Cone, with Fireball and Hot Damn. He screamed about his prison purse for an hour."

by The Real Todd Ller August 7, 2017

Bulgarian Traffic Cone

Sexual practice that involves S&M acts whilst hanging from your nipples. Its name derived from the fact that your nipples become flattened and discolored like Bulgarian traffic cones.

Note: NOT for novices or those with pre-existing nipple conditions!

I totally pulled a bulgarian traffic cone last night!

by CSoundtrack June 20, 2012

traf (verb, from "traffic")

traf v (back-formation from traffic) - to drive in heavy traffic, to be held in traffic, to trail in slow traffic.

Back-formation is the creation of a simpler or shorter form from a pre-existing more complex form: "edit" from "editor," "intuit from intuition."
Now, "traf" from "traffic."

I traffed for an hour before I could get home.
I've been traffing for two hours before I could even stop by a gas station to have a cup of coffee.

by Mikhail Epstein November 8, 2003

traffic cone x core

those who steal traffic cones.

wow, that kid is so traffic cone x core he stole one of those water barrels with the light on top!

by The Python January 31, 2005

san francisco traffic jam

Butt sex that is blocked by crap in your butt

Dude that sex was terrible. I had a san Francisco traffic jam.

by blane green January 30, 2014