Commander Pinktaurious is the highest authority of the Nebulan Dominium. He is also known as "gorncommander" He has a popular channel on Youtube.
Pinktaurious is the interstellar Fleet Commander and Supreme Overlord from the Nebulan System speaks to the inferior people of the planet Earth and warns them of their imminent doom!
There is only one Commander Pinktaurious, although there are others to replace it should the leader succumb to destruction. Typically, their potential replacements are called NL-5-series Nebulans, and are typically the politicians or viceroys of the Nebulan Dominium.
• Commander Pinktaurious has three brains, all capable of independent or collective, unified thought. In addition, the sitting Commander Pinktaurious can seek telepathic advice from the preserved brains of its predecessors, maintained in the "thought archives." All previous, Leaders who were killed in action and whose bodies could not be recovered were not represented in these archives.
• Commander Pinktaurious is also programmed, each one an improvement on the previous generation.
The Nebulans believe that Pinktaurious fashioned all mankind and humanity,
To reiterate: Commander Pinktaurious is the ruler of the Nebulans . Commander Pinktaurious’s body is built to resemble the alien race that was originally the Nebulan, but is not organic in any way. Commander Pinktaurious is stated to have three brains, each one capable of individual or unified thought, making him an incredibly adept strategists and leader.
If Commander Pinktaurious dies, a new one is chosen from suitable NL-5-Series Nebulan.
Pinktaurious is the interstellar Fleet Commander and Supreme Overlord from the Nebulan System speaks to the inferior people of the planet Earth and warns them of their imminent doom!
There is only one Commander Pinktaurious, although there are others to replace it should the leader succumb to destruction. Typically, their potential replacements are called NL-5-series Nebulans, and are typically the politicians or viceroys of the Nebulan Dominium.
• Commander Pinktaurious has three brains, all capable of independent or collective, unified thought. In addition, the sitting Commander Pinktaurious can seek telepathic advice from the preserved brains of its predecessors, maintained in the "thought archives." All previous, Leaders who were killed in action and whose bodies could not be recovered were not represented in these archives.
• Commander Pinktaurious is also programmed, each one an improvement on the previous generation.
The Nebulans believe that Pinktaurious fashioned all mankind and humanity,
To reiterate: Commander Pinktaurious is the ruler of the Nebulans . Commander Pinktaurious’s body is built to resemble the alien race that was originally the Nebulan, but is not organic in any way. Commander Pinktaurious is stated to have three brains, each one capable of individual or unified thought, making him an incredibly adept strategists and leader.
If Commander Pinktaurious dies, a new one is chosen from suitable NL-5-Series Nebulan.
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by gorncommander May 21, 2009
A person who lacks vision, underestimates opponent and over estimates his/her capabilities.
A person who has an inflated ego and believes he/she is the ruler of all.
A person who has an inflated ego and believes he/she is the ruler of all.
Vlad: That dude just weighs 180 pounds, I can easily take him down, I was once a fighter.
Ben: Don't be a Russian Commander, you were a fighter in 1980's now you are a fragile old man.
Ben: Don't be a Russian Commander, you were a fighter in 1980's now you are a fragile old man.
by johnny__johnny March 03, 2022
A series of things to always remember when gaming in your lair
1. Thou shall play video games and keep them Holy
2. Thou shall drink Coca Cola Classic
3. Thou shall not throw thy game controller
4. Thou shall not use any cheating devices
5. Thou shall remember to save your game often
6. Thou shall take a 15 minute station break if thous is feeling frustrated
7. Thou shall not play video games on a school night
8. Thou shall treat thy game systems with respect
9. Thou shall be immature while playing Pokemon
10. Thou shall eat Supreme Pizza while playing videos
1. Thou shall play video games and keep them Holy
2. Thou shall drink Coca Cola Classic
3. Thou shall not throw thy game controller
4. Thou shall not use any cheating devices
5. Thou shall remember to save your game often
6. Thou shall take a 15 minute station break if thous is feeling frustrated
7. Thou shall not play video games on a school night
8. Thou shall treat thy game systems with respect
9. Thou shall be immature while playing Pokemon
10. Thou shall eat Supreme Pizza while playing videos
The 10 commandments of video games are special rules designed by me in order to have a good time while gaming
by FoxGuardJ October 01, 2019
by commander erwins whore July 18, 2021
He is a cooter commander
by Cooter Commander March 02, 2017
The act of one male having intercourse of the doggy style position and the female eating out another female.
Gary was a superb Submarine Commander plowing Rhonda from the back and ordering her to eat out Melanie.
by JunkieJohn August 03, 2020
The Savage Poncho Commander is an upgraded version of the Poncho Commander. They are your go to people who need to get shit done, except now they don't care about the feelings of others. They enjoy dunking on people, or flying elbows from the top rope. A Savage Poncho Commander is someone you call in when all hope is lost, and you need victory regardless of any damage done.
We are in a tight spot right now, I hope we can get this done in time. Don't worry, I know a savage poncho commander. Hell hath no fury like a Savage Poncho Commander on a mission.
by The guy 1337 January 22, 2019