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the 10 commandments of video games

A series of things to always remember when gaming in your lair

1. Thou shall play video games and keep them Holy
2. Thou shall drink Coca Cola Classic
3. Thou shall not throw thy game controller
4. Thou shall not use any cheating devices
5. Thou shall remember to save your game often
6. Thou shall take a 15 minute station break if thous is feeling frustrated
7. Thou shall not play video games on a school night
8. Thou shall treat thy game systems with respect
9. Thou shall be immature while playing Pokemon
10. Thou shall eat Supreme Pizza while playing videos
The 10 commandments of video games are special rules designed by me in order to have a good time while gaming
by FoxGuardJ September 30, 2019
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Commander

The rank below the queen of the Ugandan Knuckles has extreme power enough to crush entire solar systems in one glare
Commander:Me brudda I am the commander
Warrior:commander you are retarded

Commander:executes him so sky high he shits out rainbows and the surrounding area implodes
by Pootrekulas February 1, 2020
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Commander Cool

The coolest person to roam the earth is Commander Cool. He is the edgiest person ever, edgier than The Edge.
Who's that mad little 15 year old? -Some random dude
You're gay. -Commander Cool
by I am a christian man January 24, 2019
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bot commands

The secret to summon a dumbass Masterchill
Random Person: bot commands
Masterchill: no bot commands here
by cxlinee⁷ June 7, 2022
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Commander Crunch

What you call someone when their timeframe for a task is 6-10 months
How is it Commander Crunch hasn’t been fired yet? What a useless sack of shit.
by Flop the beat April 3, 2020
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First Tat Commandment

Whenever a person is introduced or referred by a new tattoo artist it proper etiquettecy for the individual that referred you to cover the cost of your first tattoo.
Hey , you should go to my new tatto artist. Jimmy for your butterfly tattoo , I'll pay for you under the first tat commandment (FTC).
by Smoked_Out July 10, 2017
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The unspoken commandments

What?

they're unspoken for a reason
Guy 1: missuses a meme

Guy 2: sorry sir but have broken one of The unspoken commandments

Guy 1: what? Those don't exist

Guy 2: yeah they do, they're just unspoken.
by Norrabal May 31, 2019
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