The infinity condom

A condom that can be used an infinite number of times without breaking

Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support

by ThatTF2Scout_Thatsbeenkillingu January 03, 2023

infinity knives

When you don't have a comeback.

Oh, you're gonna fuck my mom tonight?! Then I'll get you with infinity knives!

by InfinityKnivesTurtlePenis May 27, 2017

Infinity Nap

When you die

I'm miserable, and I can't wait until my life is over so I can take an infinity nap.

by Eustace November 20, 2013

infinity and beyondest

When Wren loves Tori most. Trump card.

I love you to infinity and beyondest

by DistantSiostra February 09, 2020

infinity times 1000

how much natalie loves kevin

kevin: i love you mostestest
natalie: well i love you infinity times 1000 so HAH

by notnataliedefnother February 17, 2021

person infinity

The infinitieth person. The unexplainable realm, if you question its existence, you shall suffer an unthinkable fate. If you don’t respect him, you shall also suffer that fate.

Person infinity: hey wasup. I’m god.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.

by Redstowen August 23, 2023

Infinity gauntlet

A bukkake where 5 men simultaneously ejaculate on a woman's face when snaps her fingers together

Friend 1:you what did you get up to last night
Friend 2: not much just performed and infinity gauntlet with a couple of mates

by MikeOxlong419 September 03, 2020