homedepotnails 

epic cool person

person 1: have you heard of the cool person on tiktok?? user homedepotnails!

person 2: no!!? ill go check them out though

person 1: 😎

homedepotnails by useryouwillnoteversee June 4, 2022

homedepotnails 

The mf is a mischievous cowboy who watches the ROBLOX drama story’s in their spare time. And is a hater of white chocolate and LOVES garlic bread

“Have you see the new ROBLOX drama story?”
“No, but I’m sure homedepotnails has!”

homedepotnails by Blurrz June 4, 2022

Hoedown-wasted 

Drinking enough moonshine at a hoedown to misbehave to an excessive level of insanity but joyous insanity.

Dr V was so hoedown-wasted everyone in his circle had the best time, riding the bull and line dancing, until the morning, when a Dr V remedy was required.

Hoedown-wasted by Ms Knows It January 5, 2023

Double Hose 

The "Double Hose" occurs only when an individual or entity is "hosed" twice. This can occur in one's personal or professional life. Please refer to the urban dictionary definition of hosed.

Example 1: Professional Setting

Sales Guy 1: I just had a 5 million dollar locked in with HP. HP would not get back to me on the financing and the customer ultimately decided to buy IBM.

Sales Guy 2: Shit. You got hosed.

Sales Guy 1: Worse yet, IBM told my customer they could not buy from me so I ended up not getting any part of the deal.

Sales Guy 2: Wow man...you got Double Hosed.

Example 2: Personal Setting

Friend 1: My girlfriend just dumped me man.

Friend 2: Sorry Dude.

Friend 1: Yeah...she actually left me for my coworker that rocks designer jeans, armani shades, and likes the Cowboys.

Friend 2: Hosed man...

Friend 1: She also is blackmailing me with some pictures she found of me when I used to rock skinny jeans and a mullet.

Friend 2: Double Hosed Man!

Double Hose by slick50 December 28, 2009

Butt hose

adjective: 1. To get cheated or taken advantage of over something that is out of one's control

2. To feel taken advantage of in an under-handed, immoral way

3. To get completely drunk and then expel the remainders by means of explosive diarrhea the next day.

4. Someone who is sodomized by either a penis or a foreign object to such a degree that it tears the lining of the anus.

butt hose; butt hosed,

noun: a hose that is inserted into the anus in order to give a colon cleanse.

Dude, I got totally butt hosed today man. My car was parked within the lines of the street where it was legal to park, and that cock-sucker meter maid wrote me a $100 ticket anyways!

Did you see that drunk slut get butt hosed by that dude last night in our living room?! There was blood everywhere!!

The Dallas Cowboys got butt hosed by the Minnesota Vikings in the game the other night: a complete blow-out. Wasn't that fucking hilarious to watch?!

I got completely cocked last night off of a liter or Rum and jerked off in the bushes. Awesome times no doubt, but my gut is rocked today. I totally butt hosed the toilet this morning and there's shit everywhere!

Butt hose by Pooky Jenkins February 4, 2010

Sleep Hoed 

The act of sexual intercourse with a hoe that is asleep/passed out.

I saw Jen passed out on the couch last night so I Sleep Hoed her.

Bitch got Sleep Hoed at the dog house!

Sleep Hoed by JakieNarko November 22, 2013

clamped hose 

clamped hose When a guy is urinating but the penis eye is partially blocked and causes a side way piss spray.

His clamped hose has caused piss to spray the the wall like a fire truck hose.

clamped hose by Xeroman March 20, 2016