Harmonic Distortion

fart

Did you just make a harmonic distortion?

by California Genius December 7, 2010

Harmony

Harmony Someone who should deserve more.Rather more beautiful evey day,Some one who will always be there ,kind as a mother and can’t let go over Harmony

Harmony do you know her she’s the best

by Bishop.J March 23, 2019

Ed Hard-on

When you have a badazzled dick and get an erection

My Ed hard-on stunned her in more than one way.

She asked me where i got my penis designed, and i replied it's an Ed Hard-on.

by Sir Hard-on the 1st October 13, 2011

arkansas harmonica

Motor boating an animal with multiple nipples.

Leroy stumbled onto the porch, flipped over Dixie, and gave her an Arkansas Harmonica after his sister wouldn't let him near her boobs.

by Shawnie B June 3, 2016

Natural Harmonia Gropius

A twat from the Pokémon franchise who has daddy issues. He is also known as N.

"Have you seen lord N?"
"Oh, you mean Natural Harmonia Gropius? Yeah, I saw him on the ferris wheel with another Pokémon trainer."

by Scientist Colress August 22, 2021

Hide Your Hard-On

A phrase used scornfully & contemptuously to someone who keeps making their interest in a subject or person especially apparent.

Can be - and often is - shortened to HYH.

Guy: Atsuko is so hot! Have you seen her new character designs? They're really hot. Don't you think Atsuko is the most hot? She is. She's the hottest, Atsuko.

James (rolls eyes): Hide your hard-on, mate.

Guy: Don't you guys love Sakura Wars? It's so cool.

James: Yeah...it's OK. We were actually just discussing British escapes from Colditz.

Guy: Oh my god! That's EXACTLY like Sakura Wars! Did you know that-

James: HYH.

by Lunettarose July 7, 2010

hardo

Anyone who thinks they're a badass, but is most often a douche. Generally named Craig or Joey.

We were late to the game because Craig is a hardo and took 30 minutes to put in his hair gel.

by randy22 March 29, 2015