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by rtbhht4 June 7, 2024

shore hardness

When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.

When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.

"Hey man come look at the crab I found."

"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."

"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."

"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"

"Easy, I just jack off before."

by fufuckifiknoe June 25, 2017

Happiness

A made up word to describe a persons feeling about life.

Someone says their life is full of happiness when really they get treated like shit and walked on.

by sdlfkjviovnr July 18, 2011

Happiness Confetti

The result of blowing up and producing such happiness confetti due to thinking about life and how happy someone is, or read or hear something that makes someone think about how amazing and wonderful every day is, and literally starts to cry with joy.

One day im just gonna blow up and spread happiness confetti all over the place :)

by Br0sifus July 18, 2012

Happiness

Literally "ha! Penis!"

A codeword for NSFW posts.

Look at this comic; it's total happiness.

by MeganFriesen August 14, 2014

Happiness Drink

a cocktail comprising volka (titos or grey goose), soda, and fresh ginger.

Hi - could I please have a happiness drink?

by Tim222 October 1, 2014

Happiness

Riding out of school on your llamacorn into the beautiful sunset.

Bye peasants I'm outta here, that's happiness.

by Th3LlamaQu33n16 June 5, 2015