I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

a monetary lone with a set payment date.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Becomes:

"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"

by Ashley Cobb May 18, 2004

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A phrase common to New York city, implying that one will pay another back for a hamburger on the next tuesday, or any tuesday, in exchange for the hamburger on the day he is asking for it. This phrase is only implying that the hamburger will be paid back for however, and is taken advantage of by bad people, leaving the people who actually wish to pay back the money looked at as untrustworthy.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" said the snyde looking man. When the cashier heard this, he shot the man and took all his money.

by The Fuzz May 17, 2004

Hamburger Man

(Noun); Someone who is basic, plain or boring

Lauren is such a Hamburger man! She never does anything exciting!

by Foam_Flipflops39 September 18, 2020

hamburged

Whenever you find something nice in your city, it closes down shortly after.

"There used to be a semi-decent cupcake place in ABC-Straße, but it has since been hamburged."

by hmans November 8, 2019

Hamburger Hete

A hamburger with Krispy Kreme doughnuts instead of buns.

Hamburger Hete?! Dude, that's like a heart attack in a bun... or, in a doughnut, rather.

by Bilal H. August 18, 2010

hamburger mode

what you do when you get scammed by a smelly curry muncher and need to take your anger out

I went hamburger mode on my teacher Mary Lusk after I got scammed out of all my money.

by RobertWoods October 30, 2023

hamburger

Pretty thick at Micky D's , Just like me....... LETS GET JIGGY

Some Bitch goes on reddit after eating a hamburger at Burger King and makes a meme.

by v.afhbndp;ho.tejl January 9, 2020