Hailey Parker is a LESBION freak who likes to give girls massages and lay on top of them. She ALWAYS talks about boobs, even though she doesn't have any and they are con-caved. She is the MOST hypicritical person EVER and always has to have things her way. She probably fingers herself at night so she feels straight, just like the girl from black swan. She makes you watch movies about naked girls and gets mad when you want to change it. She also thinks guys are icky even though she is in 8th grade! If you know a hailey parker you should be scared for your life and run away!
by bball171 October 27, 2011
Get the Hailey Parkermug. 
Hailey brown is the most perfect girl you’d ever meet in ur life. She so beautiful and cute that u won’t understand how to handle it. She is uncontrollably kind, and will make ur day that much better. Everytime u see her u wonder how tf u ended up with someone so much better than u. She may be a tiny little person but that’s what makes her even cuter. No one can replace someone that perfect. Hailey will always be someone u can lean on. If u ever meet Hailey brown u will automatically fall in love with her the moment u put ur eyes on her. She is the most energetic person when u need energy and calm and peaceful when u want to just be relaxed. She is the best at cuddling even if ur terrible at it. If ur ever in a bad mood, Hailey will make it 120% better, every time u think of her u will have butterflies in your stomach. Overall Hailey brown is literally the best person u can ever meet and I’ve never been so lucky to have someone or something in my life
by Trevbar20 December 15, 2019
Get the Hailey Brownmug. by Danny Fuller November 21, 2019
Get the Hailey Pinettemug. A term for a girl that's spoiled, soul draining, manipulative, pathological lair. Her hobbies include talking shit about all her "friends", calling her mother a bitch, self diagnosing herself for attention/pity,over exaggerating her first world problems, and crying over her ex. She's extremely self-absorbed, she thinks she's the most hilarious person in the world (when in reality her jokes are shit and her laugh is comparable to a cackling hyena) she thinks she can get with any boy at the school but everyone really thinks she looks like Micheal Jackson, her favorite thing in the world is to talk about herself and to complain about her first world problems. Don't EVER go to her to talk about your issues because she will automatically belittle and compare her "terrible" life when in reality shes a pampered only child with an extremely large inheritance. She hates admitting to mistakes and loves to victimize herself. She's known to be the most delusional person at school. Be careful because she disguises herself as a kind person, but will then suck the life out of anyone in a relationship with her. This is the exactly why her last relationship ended. She treated him like a slave, he always had to put her first before his own problems, if he ever chose to attend to his own issues she would impulsively break-up with him just for them to get back together the next day, this will drive him to a point of self hatred. Same with her friends. Please stay away from a "Hailey Treanor"
by dyinghouseplant March 26, 2019
Get the A Hailey Treanormug. hailey is the kind of girl who screams until you give her food or until you suck her secret dddiiiicccckkkkk
jeez hailey banks is suck a weirdo
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by hey420guccigang December 13, 2018
Get the hailey banksmug. by blondebitchbarbiehoe August 12, 2019
Get the hailey rubbermug.