Spaulding High School

A place where the ROTC program, the band, and the drill team try harder than the actual football team itself

Joe: “Hey, are you going to the Spaulding High School football game?”

Dave: “To do what, watch the halftime show?”

by zay12 October 8, 2017

seymour high school

Seymour high school located in Connecticut is filled with sleazy girls and redneck wannabes. It's located in the middle of fucking nowhere and all that matters at the school are the sports and who drives the biggest and shittiest truck.

Person: want to feel like youre never going to accomplish anything in your life? Go to Seymour High school.

by WeDemBoiiis May 19, 2016

Melissa High School

School in Melissa, Texas where 30% of the population is in the upper class, 50% is in the middle class, and 20% is in the lower class, although the lower class still finds a way to afford iPhone XS Maxes and juul pods every week to feed their nicotine addiction. Rednecks get drunk at bonfires every weekend and sport their brand new Dodge Cummins. The spoiled rich kids bump Drake and Lil Baby in the new Mercedes their daddy bought them. The middle class kids are pretty average.

Person 1: Have you been to Melissa High School?

Person 2: Yup, it’s a piece of shit don’t go there

by anonymous 9274517352 June 13, 2019

Desoto High School

(ROBLOX ONE, NOT THE TEXAS ONE) Some wacky ass school on Roblox where black gangsters meet up every weekday to help lower their GPA so their only college option is DeVry. Most kids here find fighting funny, and glitch out of the clasrooms. I don't know how the fuck this place isn't taken down by Roblox, possibly because they smoke crack with DeSoto's developers. Their mascot is an eagle, like 5,000 other schools in America.

Desoto high school is a shit hole- The one on roblox, not the one in Texas.

by PrayToLose April 8, 2021

marana high school

A school where the kids are higher than their grades

The kid is a stoney baloney, he must go to Marana High School

by YG Kappa December 2, 2014

Suncoast High School

The only school with a bunch of crackers in the hood.

Oh yeah he goes to Suncoast High School.

by Lolfags March 3, 2019

Capital high school

A terrible fucking place where snakes roam the hallways, don’t stand in the same place for too long or some nigga with rainbow hair will definitely roll up on ur ass and talk about anime. If u see that sketchy kid in the back reach for his bag fucking run you don’t have long to live (aye but at least we aren’t Boise high lol fuck that school)

“What school do you go to?”

“I go to capital High school”

“oh u must be a fucking faggot lol”

by TittyBoiMac October 15, 2018