A political philosophy which posits that history has become more stable and static than ever before in human history; that no large-scale world altering events ever happen anymore and possibly will never happen again. The global status quo will always remain more or less as it is now.
Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.
If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.
If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Person A: Did you see that the South Korean president declared Martial Law and is trying to stage a coup? This is huge, its gonna change the whole world!
Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.
Person A: What? What do you mean?
Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.
*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*
Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.
Person A: What? What do you mean?
Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.
*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*
by Hawkbone January 20, 2025
Get the Nothing Ever Happensmug. by Nmixxbestvocals April 8, 2025
Get the The day it happensmug. That's not what happened and I'm going to murder a child if you don't admit that's not what happened. If my brain has any damage I'm going to murder a child even after you capitulate.
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
Get the That's not what happenedmug. And that is another example of them using "me calling into question whether or not something was the case" and attributing it to me as a claim I made or what actually happened. This time it's bringing up the 30 rock episode I myself invoked and then saying "Yeah, actually, that's what actually happened. It was the thing you said." These people are not serious actors and want nothing more than to take things away from people. Their position on the matter at hand is ALWAYS contingent on something I've said previously. They agree on it beforehand. And coming from a political party that is little more than chanting slogans and screeching in the streets, they are doing a lot to mask how shrill they are actually being. And that's all this is. Upity liberals whose entire personality is sarcasm, being shrill because they want people to get away with stealing from or harming me. Because instead of stopping school shootings like me... They were doing THIS to me. They waited YEARS for it. You are not the consequences of my actions. You are trying to provoke and action out of me and I'd you want it to be anything other than child murder you are going to be sorely disappointed. And if not...
Hym "Not what I said or what happened. This nothing more using what I said to craft a narrative for the sole purpose making me fail. These people need to be dismissed. They aren't taking any of this seriously and yet, for some reason, expect me to do what they will not. They do not think they personally will be negatively affected by what they are doing to me here and if it's YOU and not me they are going to have nothing for your other than Sam Sedar's rehearsed 'I'm sorry I didn't know.' But he DID know. They all knew because I told them. They did as much as possible to obfuscate what is actually the case and who I actually am and they want to be rewarded for doing that. Why waste time sifting through what are clearly not-so-carefully constructed that all involve using my own words against me? Why even indulge them? And are you going to indulge them when they do it to you?"
by Hym Iam October 10, 2025
Get the Not what I said or what happenedmug. .
😱: The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.
by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
Get the The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.mug. <.7.9.7.6.>Every Expressed To Angel Jose RObleS Is A consolidated Version Of What Is About To Happen TO AN Individual Who Is Being Malicious<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Every Expressed To Angel Jose RObleS Is A consolidated Version Of What Is About To Happen TO AN Individual Who Is Being Malicious<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Every Expressed To Angel Jose RObleS Is A consolidated Version Of What Is About To Happen TO AN Individual Who Is Being Malicious<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Hym "Yeah, that's not what's happening here, fuck-face. You're ignoring until I do what you want but I'm just not ever going to do it. So I'm going to murder a child. You ARE going to regret trying to do this (if you don't already). I don't need to do it today to know that for a fact. The people who aren't going to regret losing another one are likely the loudest and you should probably ask THEM why THEY want kids to die as much as I do."
by Hym Iam November 10, 2025
Get the That's not what's happeningmug.