Grumble brag

When a person, often intentionally, uses a complaint about their wealth or good fortune as a thinly veiled opportunity to boast about it. Related to humble brag, backhanded compliment

"I can't believe my father-in-law left his brand new luxury car to us when he died. It's such a hassle dealing with all of the paperwork."

"Please. Stop. I can't stand how your grumble brag is pulling at my heartstrings."

by nunuhya April 4, 2023

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Grumb

A small otherworldly creature that fits in the palm of your hand. The humans of this world hunt grumbs in the spring (prime Grumb season) but only the bravest of adventures venture into the retarded forest (home to all horrific otherworldly beings)

"No son of mine shall venture into the retarded forest"

"If you want safe passage through the retarded forest you must pay me 3 Grumbs"

"Couldn't pay me a Grumb to do that"

by Grimnir14-1 April 16, 2023

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grimorium

a paid/free ddos service thats been running for 1y.
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grimorium is a really reliable ddos service

by grimorium July 31, 2023

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Grumba

Any living creatures underbelly. On Bipeds a grumba would be the waist.

I'm going to get you by the grumba.

by WmnRspctr September 9, 2023

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grumble

A group of dads in bad moods, self-appointed comedians, or a combination of either type. You will typically find dads who are always grumpy or dads who tell bad dad jokes congregating together. These are the dads that hang around the grill at family barbecues.

Steer clear of the sports shop at the mall, it is full of grumbles.

My dad started telling bad jokes at home ever since he joined a grumble in the neighborhood.

by CantWinHere October 10, 2023

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