Granola Stomp

The desire to or actually have sex with those who are "hippie" or "granola" even though they may not be your normal sexual tastes. Kombucha is usually involved.

Subarus, rock climbing, all natural or sporadic bathing habits, and a dash of B.O. are typical traits of these "granola" or "hippie" folk.

Usually a one time experimental experience.

I would totally granola stomp that chick.

I had a granola stomp last night.

by a-letto March 19, 2021

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I'm fucking sexy and yeah.

Grakon is sexy.

by grakon lols April 8, 2021

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Granola-bar

A granola-bar is used to make friendships with any and all C2s. Just make sure you keep bringing granola bars with you (as many as you can), and don't think that fruit-snacks can be used as a permanent substitute.

C2: Now, I brought you all here because you have been giving me fruit snacks instead of granola-bars.
Persons 5, 6 and 8: We thought that fruitsnacks were ok to be used.
C2: NO! Now, you better all have granola-bars
Persons 5, 6 and 8:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021

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Granola bars

What C2s create friendships in order to get.

Person 1 Why does my friend keep stealing my granola bars??

Person 2: Because she's a C2!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

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Granola-Bar

A granola-bar is a device that is used to create friendships with C2s. Creating what is known as the C2's granola-bar effect.

C2: You forgot to bring a granola-bar today?

Person 8888: sorry, I forgot.

C2: It's ok.

Person 8888: Really?

C2: Sure... So long as you bring me 2 granola-bars tomorrow!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

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