goat boy

One of the best skits from the greatest comedian to have ever lived.

Goat boy is here to please you, tie me to your headboard, throw your legs over my shoulders and let me wear you like a feed bag.

by EvilDave April 15, 2004

goat karaoke

A new craze wherein folks bring their goats to a karaoke bar, get shit-faced and then reach a point where they are completely unselfconscious on the stage doing a duet with the goat.

Let’s go my fun loving little grass monkey, we got our goat karaoke tonight!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

Goat Slitting

The act of cutting someone's eyes horizontally to give them 'goat slits'.

I just finished goat slitting that mad hatter's eyes.

by DaftSailor August 28, 2017

Goat Rodeo

A chaotic situation, often one that involves several people, each with a different agenda/vision/perception of what's going on; a situation that is very difficult, despite energy and efforts, to instill any sense or order into

"Management's nuts. By the time each of them has his say and policy gets to us, it's a goat rodeo."

"We had Ondine's fifth birthday party yesterday. What a goat rodeo!"

by Bilberry January 20, 2009

Goat Piece

Another name for the greatest manga of all time (GOAT), One Piece. Anyone who reads this manga gets so many bitches, it's unbelievable.

John Smith: Ayo did you peep that new chapter of Goat Piece?
Cole: Nah, I still have to read it

by Bruhtonius May 14, 2021

Goat-Crispy

Well done, over-the-top in a good way.

Bob's meticulously restored vintage car is the goat-crispy!

by ThePeoplesLanguage May 12, 2015

Goat Simulator

a game that can cure depression in seconds

I used to have depression now its gone thanks to Goat Simulator

by louis reid April 23, 2021