glove box sandwich

A sandwich you keep in you glove box for that quick on the go hunger quencher. Usually good for 6 to 8 years depending on location and type of sandwich

Jacob: I'm hungry can we stop and get a bite?

Ryan: We don't have time to stop, there's a Turkey Glove Box Sandwich in my glove box that's only 2 years old

Jacob: That sounds delicious!

by Javier Buttsniffer February 1, 2009

gloucester glove puppet

Masturbating your parter with a fist full of stinging nettles.

After entering the overgrown wood, Chris insisted Grace give him a Gloucester glove puppet.

by Rainman68 July 15, 2014

gentleman's sport gloves

What boxing gloves were called in Strong Bad's past.

"How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sport gloves?"

by Joe Gaal November 4, 2003

Glove Fulla Vaseline

Mentioned in John Steinbeck's Novel, Of Mice and Men The Passage states "You seen that glove on his left hand?"
"Yeah. Seen it."
"Well, that glove's fulla vaseline."
"Vaseline? What the hell for?"
"Well, I tell ya what - Curley says he's keepin' that hand soft for his wife."
"That's a dirty thing to tell around," he said."
Which has disturbed me since 9th grade and I couldn't get it out of my head!
Meaning keeping your hand soft for some kind of sexual pleasure one can only assume.

If I needed a smooth hand to do it right, I'd have a "Glove Fulla Vaseline", baby!

by Chanel B September 28, 2008

Kentucky Boxing glove

A form of fisting involving both hands and a set of large foam hands, preferably Hulk or The Thing hands, one going in the vagina, and one in the anus

"What's a Kentucky Boxing Glove?"

"Let me show you."

Later.....

"We are getting a divorce."

by Igvey Moundstein VonHolyberger May 30, 2009

Mexican boxing glove

a knife (usually a switchblade)

I made sure to bring my mexican boxing glove to the gang fight.

by shonuff317 May 27, 2009

Dirty Glove

When a man fists a woman's ass and she covers his hand in shit.

that nasty ho gave me a dirty glove

by Matheni October 9, 2007