Skip to main content

Ballsamic Glaze 

That ripe, pungent, vinegary glaze of sweat that accumulates on the balls and surrounding crevices after failure to bathe for days during the hot summer months.
I didn’t realize how bad of a ballsamic glaze I had going on after not showering for a week. I gave the old balls a little scratch and tug and stirred up a ripe aroma of stank that was more than overpowering.

glazeface 

v. 1. To drown, or soak with semen, as it were. Generally performed on a willing female with a pretty face that screams "Give me your hot cum!".
2. To distribute bukkake.
n. 1. The giving of a massive ejaculatory load onto the face of an unassuming strumpet.
2. A magnificent creaming of the female face.
Gangbanger #1: "Yo you glazefaced that chick son!"
Gangbanger #2: "Word fam, you gave her that super glaze facial!"
Gangbanger #3: "Yo you gave her that Bukakke Flop dog!"
Gangbanger #4: "Yes."
glazeface by Glazefacer May 16, 2005

coders glaze

The distant stare coupled with a lack of motivation to sleep, eat, or defecate. This state is usually brought on by all night coding sessions trying to chase after that last bug. Applicable to web and application programmers alike.
When they finally broke down the door, they found poor Joe long gone his face frozen in a classic coders glaze fingers still grasping the mouse as an angry 404 error stared back at him from the screen.
coders glaze by onoipooped January 16, 2011

D1 Glazer 

Someone who is a professional at "glazing" and is really good at it.
Bro Colby is a D1 Glazer, he keeps glazing me everyday and at this point he's D1 in glazing.
D1 Glazer by NOT A GLAZER May 4, 2023

Cherry Glazer 

The act of ejaculating onto the hymen of a virgin girl, thus glazing the cherry
My girlfriend chickened out of letting me take her virginity, so I ended up giving her a Cherry Glazer.
Cherry Glazer by AESOPping wet October 23, 2015

Titty Glaze 

n. the state in which a woman's breasts are coated ("glazed") with male ejaculate.

v. The process of ejaculating on a woman's naked breasts, often followed by distributing the substance evenly over the breasts' surface using various parts of the body.
n. That pornstar had great titty glaze - those things were shining!

v. My girlfriend let me titty glaze her last night!
Titty Glaze by IrntClvr December 10, 2010