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Fucking Muppet

Someone who struggles to complete a task at work accurately and in a timely manner and generally fucks it up.
Also commonly know as a Luke.
by Dino80 October 22, 2019
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fucking nonce

Ur uncle that melested me when I was 6
Oh look I lost my v card to that FUCKING NONCE
by Lucky-FN July 13, 2020
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roast fucking

The act of two individuals that tied another individual like a board about to be roasted. Instead of using a pole to mount the individual atop the fire. One of the individuals sticks his dick in the tied individual mouth and the other in his ass. The tied indiviual is then put over a fire and rotated while being fucked
Person 1: yo, lets start roast fucking that beta cuck
Person 2: thats a good idea, imma make a fire
Beta cuck: not again
by Andrx April 5, 2017
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Loop fucking

Loopfucking is the sex position that is highly recommended for a threesome requiring three females with cumworking dicks (Costs 6.99$ Each/Sponsored by the Futunari hell), or three males. How this works is that three people will have to make a triangle, their faces touching each others ass but with a dick attached to their oral cavity. One person will have to ejaculate from their mouth penises inside the ass infront of them, filling them up with cum. The person being ejaculated inside will pass on the semen from their intestines to their mouth-penis (kinda like throwing up except the vomit goes to their cummable dildos placed in the mouth) and do the same thing to the 3rd person -and again does the same thing to the 1st person and it goes on a loop.
Person 1: Have you seen any of my three friends?

Person 2: Ohh, they’re at my place. They’re loop fucking
by Hokage69 March 8, 2020
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Stupid fucking dinosaur

Um chile, anyways. Nicki minaj's iconic saying. Aka SFD!
by The Fat Jam August 22, 2020
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yikes on fucking bikes

When something absolutely insane happens. So insane that a more intense reaction than wtf is needed.
Person 1: "Dude last night I made out with my stalker ex while I was plastered at a party." Person 2: "yikes on fucking bikes
by superkirbyman June 8, 2018
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I’ll fucking kill ya

A statement to use at one of ya mates when he is being a shit cunt
Oi Chappy, i’ll Fucking kill ya
by Flagsandbags September 15, 2018
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