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Resume Roulette

The grown up game you play when you're pissed off at how things are going at your job and you start aimlessly shooting your resume out to other companies by way of Indeed and LinkedIn apps.
Haley shut her office door and said quietly "I don't get paid enough to deal with this shit." Then she sat down in her chair, pulled out her cell phone and jumped on Indeed for a quick game of Resume Roulette.
by HtotheWebb September 9, 2023
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sperm donor roulette

When a woman can't make up her mind on what sperm donor to use, or if she likes to live dangerously. She uses multiple donors at the same time and attempts to have a child.
Guy1- "Did you hear about Jenny? She can't make up her mind."

Guy2- "She should just play sperm donor roulette."
by Upsidedownfishing October 11, 2014
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Pickup Truck Roulette

A game you play where you go to a parking lot, and climb in the back of a pickup truck and just see where it takes you.
"I had to go pick up George and Jason in Wichita yesterday. Apparently they were playing Pickup Truck Roulette and everything went wrong."
by Libbuhtayy June 4, 2014
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Mexican Handjob Roulette

A partner/ handjob giver rubs jalapeños on one hand and lube on the other without telling the handjob receiver. The receiver then chooses a hand and receives a handjob with chosen hand either receiving a nice lubed handjob or a fiery, painful rub and tug
1."dude she offered me a Mexican Handjob Roulette. i chose the lube hand thank god, it felt amazing."
2. "i chose the jalapeños bro, my dick almost fell off. never try a Mexican Handjob Roulette"
by fire dog dog July 21, 2015
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Rectal Russian Roulette

It's like Russian Roulette, except instead of putting the gun to your head each turn, you stick it up your rectum. Due to the potential of STD transfer, a fresh condom can be put on the gun each turn.
Mobster #1: You ever see two guys hate each other so much that they decide to solve their problems with a game of Russian Roulette?
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!
by deepspace10 June 30, 2019
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you play Russian Roulette with a glock

A very advanced insult that is required to use when somebody is doing something that will almost always get them jailed or killed.
Person 1: Bro I'm gonna go clean my toaster in the bathtub, will you go plug it in for me?
Person 2: I bet you play Russian Roulette with a glock
Person 1: What does that mean?
Person 2: It doesn't matter wheres the sparkplug
by Very Tall Midget October 28, 2021
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Liked Song Roulette

When you shuffle your 'liked songs' playlist on Spotify, which includes all of the songs you've ever liked. Chances are there's some pretty cringe shit in there you don't want your friends to hear.
Brody: I played some liked song roulette in the car yesterday with the boys, and now they all know I'm a secret K-pop stan
Tom: Yikes
by drzech August 13, 2022
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