Sloppy Grandma

It is when you get a blowjob from an old woman without teeth

"hey dude i got a sloppy grandma from mikes grandma last nigt"
"damn bro what the hell"

by nletsgo12 November 30, 2021

Wet grandma

The action of spitting on your hand and either smacking or fingering a grandma

“Hey can I give you the wet grandma. ;)”

by No kool April 16, 2021

coastal grandma

A person, not necessarily a grandma who gives off both grandma and beach vibes. They love the beach and have or are planning to have a ocean themed bathroom

“Wow she’s very into the beach but she has an old sole” “yeah she’s definitely a coastal grandma”

by A genuis about coastal grandma June 14, 2022

Grandma cheese

Crumbly white paste from underneath older women's saggy brests.

That lady smells like she is farming grandma cheese!

by Sart feller December 30, 2018

creamy grandma

When the excitement is so insane it makes you moister than grandma's pumpkin pie.

Here are your favorite cookies honey. Oh my God I am literally a creamy grandma right now. I'm boutta buss.

by Bastiian November 15, 2021

grandmas skin

When food gives off the appearance of a wrinkly old person. Usually this food is pizza.

This pizza we found in mexico looks just like my grandmas skin. Youve never heard that expression?

by Hellooooooooooooitsmeeeeeeeee March 12, 2016

Grandma's Soup

A bowl of what ever you can find in the bathroom, outside, your pants, a high school locker room (Both Genders), your back yard, behind the fridge, at the bottom of the toaster, your stomach, any trash can you see, and the leftovers of the New Zealand Lava Lamp. Throw it in the blender, turn to high, throw it in the oven and turn it to 650 degrees, let it cook for 45 minutes, and enjoy!!! <3

Jack:I tricked that faggot into eating Grandma's Soup for 50 cents! what a retard
Blake:You are a bad person you know that...
Jack:I know...wow I'm a faggot..............

by Shrek Is Love and Life November 03, 2015