Mr flood

Mr flood is a man who molests people's shoulders with his sweaty unwashed hand

Mr flood: Hey laddie *molests your shoulder* hows your day going
Kid: what the fuck

by officedaddy September 20, 2022

Fields are flooded

Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.

by J. Gallo November 1, 2020

To go at somebody physically (by fighting them)^1 and/or verbally (by saying hurtful stuff)^2

"Shut the up fuck talking to me before I come over there and flood yo ass" ^1 or "Shut the fuck up talking to me before I hurt yo feelings and flood yo ass."^2

by Davezs May 13, 2022

When guys send you a Flood of dick pics.

Uninvited and unsolicited.

"Oh my God. Did you hear about Twanna? She got a divorce because of a dick flood. Her husband thought she was cheating."

by Meme Mourey April 24, 2018

the act of peeing inside a vagina or anus

because why not right

"so a lady in her 20's came into the ER and said her boyfriend peed inside her?!"

"oh you mean flooding"

"huhh?"

by Shugaka July 30, 2024