Case Of 12th Fleet

When an ARMA unit has a shitty ass commander who doesn't do anything and fakes being in the military

"Yo, I was going to join that ARMA unit, but i heard it has a bad case of 12th Fleet

by GoodolSalami February 5, 2019

Flesh Balloon

A term use to describe the testicles of a man

Hey thats some mighty fine juice you got in the old flesh balloon.

by Ruffun October 23, 2008

human fleshlight

Sexual act in which the smaller person in a couple is used as if they were a flesh light.

A seven foot tall man fucked me like I was a human fleshlight .

by Emperor3434 July 12, 2018

flegg

a phrase that is highley useful in a group conversation...

when there is a awkward silence, one person says "yeah flegg is a great bloke" and the conversation will restart immidately .

who is flegg, we don't know, but he has saved our lives...

guy one: so what'd you think of the movie
guy two: wasn't bad
guy three: yeah alright
guy four: not too bad

(awkward silence of 4-7 seconds)

guy one: yeah flegg is a great bloke
all: hahahaha

by PAGIS!!! May 3, 2006

flesh eating snot weasel

a carnivorous rodent composed of human snot. it is an extremely dangerous creature, mainly because it can skeletonize a human being in less than a minute. it can also take the form of any living being. that's why tom cruise is in existence.

my best freind was eaten by a flesh eating snot weasel.

by Rob Armer December 9, 2006

Flerspective

a fictional magical property of persepective believed to be true by flat earth proponents to explain why the bottoms of distant objects can't be seen without admitting that the earth is sphere

You can't see the Roger's Centre across Lake Ontarion from Niagara-on-the-Lake because of flerspective.

by Keigh See April 19, 2018

Fleur

A fleur is an AMAZING girl you wouldn't ever want to loose and if you did, you would regret it. She has a smile like nobody else and it's impossible for you not to smile when she does, it's absolutely contagious. She's always there for you even if it's 3am. She will always talk to you and without her you would be lost

You are such a fleur!

by yeet yo yo yeet August 28, 2019