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Epic Flail

Very similar to Epic Fail, except, by some means that should most likely not be allowed by the laws of probability and physics in general, it becomes so clumsy it turns around and turns into win.
fail: Try to punch somebody and miss.

epic fail: Try to punch somebody, miss, and crash into a wall.

Epic Flail: Try to punch somebody, miss, crash into a wall, and accidentally cause a bookshelf to fall on the target.
by A Fish May 15, 2008
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flabnaustic

adj. a very conceited person who thinks that everyone will swallow their sperm. This person tries to be a total Dudebro. Trying to Spread his nignogs.

Invented in 1612 By Sir Hebrew.
Sir Hamlet: Wow baby, wanna come back to my place, we can do somethings, i could even spread my nignogs.

Sir Mathew: Man, Sir Hebrew, what is he doing?

Sir Hebrew: IDK, He is being Flabnaustic
by El Tres Banditos March 24, 2009
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knifey flaily

james likes knifey flaily but it freaks nicole out
by fifi March 15, 2003
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Ric flair drip

The drip of sweat you drop on a woman when you have good sex and you be like wooo!
"Damn girl (sweat drips from forehead/nose) wooo!" Ric flair drip
by Mr. Perspective June 4, 2018
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the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear

A memorable line said by Peter Gibbons in Office Space. Used as a sarcastic rejoinder to overblown Nazi comparisons, especially comparisons to yellow stars.
"Vaccine passports are literally yellow stars"
"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear"
by Queen Buttrix March 30, 2021
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Flailing

It is a combination of Flirting and Failing. When your a male or female tries to flirt with the opposite sex, but ends up failing at it.
"Woah look at Jermy getting his Mac on"
"Yeah but hes flailing!"
by That Guy Is Here November 23, 2011
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Rick Flaired

Getting owned beyond any hope of keeping a shred of dignity afterwards, much like the effect of the great Rick Flair.
Jim: dude, I got mushroom stamped by my dad.
You: you just got Rick Flaired, my friend.
by YaBoiGrizzly November 5, 2009
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