fanny fumbling

when a virgin nerd, trying to impress his girlfriend, trying desperately to find where to shove his cock, without success

little jonny cant find his cock so he is fanny fumbling

by cockdickshittitbastard November 20, 2009

Fanny-waggle

A person who takes a long time to do things, puts things of and generally procrastinates.
Do you ever have a friend who takes AGES to get ready and is constantly finding excuses to hold you up?

Sandra: Are you ready yet?
Amy:Nearly, I need to go to the toilet and then find that scarf.
Sandra:Well hurry up we have to go.
Amy:I need to change this jacket, it dosen't go.
Sandra:Will you just hurry up and stop being a fanny-waggle.

by Maff maff August 26, 2009

Achieveable fanny

Achieveable fanny is clunge that you realistically have a chance with. The girls that you could go over to, strike a conversation with, and actually end up tickling her belly button from the inside at the end of the night.

"Hey mate. You missed out last night, there was loads of achieveable fanny about."

by Kershy March 29, 2010

Fanny Fencing

The female version of what is known as 'Cock Blocking'

I just got fanny fenced!
I feel like she is constantly fanny fencing me!

by Tobes200 November 9, 2016

knee-fanny

The underside of your knee.

Don't finger my knee-fanny!

by Jamesyc98 October 7, 2016

Clogged-fanny

When you have so much sex, a cum plug forms and causes you to get clogged-fanny.

Oh my fucking god, I am trying to piss, but I think all that cum has given me clogged-fanny. Call the ambulance, please!

by BootypipeSucker February 14, 2017

Fanny Nanny

A fanny nanny is someone who carries around a fanny pack. The "nanny" part refers to when for instance a group goes on a rollercoaster and needs a place to put their phones they ask the friend with the fanny pack to carry their phones.

Elena: Hey, Victoria could I put my phone in your fanny pack during the ride?
Adrian: Yeah me too!
Lacey: Me as well!
Sarah: if you don't mind...
Victoria: *sigh* I guess I'm the fanny nanny today.

by The Fanny Nanny August 26, 2013