facial

A bullshit stunt done by porno whores to avoid swallowing, or tasting it.

"Oy vey. Even though you is getting paid 1000 a scene, you don't have to taste it. Give her a facial. I'm not a tasteless stupid asshole. Oy vey."

"I've heard of a golden shower, but why the hell would I give a facial if my dick is already in your mouth?"

by Dick Hertz May 30, 2003

facial

a term often used in basketball referring to when either a jumpshot or a slam dunk is performed right in the defenders face. With the dunk it usually involves the attacker jumping and the defender having to protect himself from the flying attacker. With the jumpshot the attacker simply launches a shot in the defenders face before he has time to react

1. And a monster dunk, given tim the facial
2. Hes hit facial's on you all day long

by kendle_cranks2 June 18, 2006

facial cumshot

A great ending in a porn video!

"Dude did you see that new video with Madison Ivy ? There was a facial cumshot at the end!

by Alwaysusevpn May 15, 2016

facial

when one person smokes a full blunt of weed to himself in one sitting. Another term for to the face. A facial normally only applies to marijuana smoked in blunt form.

Yo Bob smoked a facial last night.

by valoem December 28, 2005

Mexican Facial

A challenging drink made from a spoonful of Mayonnaise dropped into a shot glass of Tequila.

Often the person trying to drink it spits out the concoction onto the face of the person sitting in front of them. (Hence the name)

Most of that Mexican Facial I ordered ended up on Sophi's cheek.

Who drinks this stuff?

by Dr. Johnson October 14, 2008

Facial Genocide

A sperm demonstration on a willingful (hopefully) victim. Many dead, no survivor, except the two interested protagonists.

A Facial Genocide would be most welcomed tonight, dear. Please proceed.

by BrillantJoel July 1, 2008

Facially Challenged

Ugly. Can also mean non-photogenic.

I know that's a bad picture of me. They're all bad - I'm facially challenged.

by Mummanummamah April 8, 2010