evan

A complete gay douche, likes rocks and gum
Dude, stop being a complete and total evan....
by MDRIDYNASTYBRUGHHH April 20, 2016
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Evanic

When there's absolutely no possible way to descirbe how you feel at the moment.
(While high) I feel so fucking evanic man...
by Honolulu Hyena June 01, 2011
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Evan

Evan. A total jackass. Will get to know you for a little while then later will block you on all social media. will make up excuses to not talk to you. PERIODT
Evan an asshole
by I think you know who I am October 02, 2019
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evan

a white kid who wants to be black and the biggest fuckboy youll ever meet. pretends he has hella hoes and nudes are his form of currency.
evan can go fuck himself.
by bbgirlll November 03, 2018
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Evan

A smelly fucker , that has black hair , dandruff and shits himself ..

Probably shaves his pubes with a toothbrush

Gets sick upon himself and has fantasy’s of niggers sucking each other’s throbbing cocks
*Devan* : Your fucking smelly af
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Evan Peters

Thomas : What's your biggest dream?
Me : That Evan Peters eats me out.
by queen of everything August 19, 2014
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