Elias

Elias is so gay and a jerk he is so annoying and has a small dick girls hate him he is so stupid he never will have a life if your a Elias kill yourself

Elias sucks

by Elias sucks.com January 1, 2020

Elias

Elias is a selfish prick who will never get laid.

Elias. Wont. Get. Laid.

by Booomstiiick May 27, 2019

elise johanson

elise...wat can i say bout this hot chik? she is off thy hiz my niz...YA!! she shall lay a shit on someones chest if they wanted, bc thats the kind of person she is!! wahooo elmer fudd= my life yo she likes guys who have diks growing out of their asses!hhaha il her!

me- "Hey elise, follow your heart and take a shit on someones chest!!"
elise- "shall do!!!"

by stud yup thats me April 25, 2005

Elias

Elias’ are like cooked marshmallows, burnt and brown on the outside, yet gooey in the middle. They’re all nasty at tennis, boys scouts, and love burning stuff. At heart they are all arsonists, but get paid for it, because why do something you’re good at for free? Forever lonely in life, these nerds wander the internet trying to find out how to be actually attractive. All in all I would not want to be an Elias.

Who’s he?

Oh, he’s Elias.

Yikes, wouldn’t want to be named that.

by Nutterbutterboi July 29, 2019

EliaseLikesEbony

Male who is in to men who tends to twerk for money, bark, and hum very obnoxiously.

Eliaselikesebony- "Woof woof is that good for u manny, hahaha, woof woof" all said while twerking for 126 dollars usd

by YourBiggestFan- November 20, 2022

Elise Wesley

The bomb, the prettiest girl around, sticks up for all her mates & is awesome :D Also, she should give Ellen cookies ;) GO ELISE WESLEY <3

person one: Omg, Elise is sooo hot
Person two: oh, i know ;) i so wish there were more Elise Wesleys around

by Ellemjo December 7, 2010

Eliseiana

Eliseiana is a cool name for a unique girl. She is a woman who is astonishingly beautiful, funny, smart and caring. She's cool, and fun to be around, she usually makes an awesome best friend. She's the librarian by day and personal porn star by night, sweet, and passionate as hell. She's and excellent kisser and girlfriend. Eliseiana can be a little shy and awkward, but it's always in the sexiest way. In addition, they usually have a hot ass and a perfect rack. If you hate your kid/ future kid, name her this, because people will constantly find stupid ways to mispronounce it.

Guy 1: who's that girl over there?
Guy 2: that's Eliseiana
Guy 1: damn she's hot!

by Brandon163 April 14, 2014