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Eliseiana is a cool name for a unique girl. She is a woman who is astonishingly beautiful, funny, smart and caring. She's cool, and fun to be around, she usually makes an awesome best friend. She's the librarian by day and personal porn star by night, sweet, and passionate as hell. She's and excellent kisser and girlfriend. Eliseiana can be a little shy and awkward, but it's always in the sexiest way. In addition, they usually have a hot ass and a perfect rack. If you hate your kid/ future kid, name her this, because people will constantly find stupid ways to mispronounce it.
Guy 1: who's that girl over there?
Guy 2: that's Eliseiana
Guy 1: damn she's hot!
by Brandon163 April 14, 2014
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