The Elevator Paradox

So this is a way to confuse everyone around you in an elevator when you walk in.
When you walk in an elevator, you do not turn around to face the door and continute to stare at the back of the Elevator.
To achieve maximum confusion, you walk out facing the same way untill the people in the elevator can no longer see you.

Me: *walks into an elevator, doesn't turn to look at the door*
Guy 1: Whats he doing, why is it making me unnerved.
Guy 2: Careful! He's creating The Elevator Paradox, just let him be and he'll go away... uncomfortably..

by EU Terrorist November 5, 2019

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Whittier Elevator

Jumping from the 4th floor of the SLC

They cut their programs so they took the Whittier Elevator

by John McMadden September 16, 2023

Elevator Speech

As the elevator goes up, you go down and work that shaft. Show your future boss you're someone worth hiring.

"The hiring supervisor loved the elevator speech I gave him yesterday. I'm pretty sure I got the job."

by Filthanthropist February 17, 2022

Elevator Hogger

A person who holds the elevator hostage for his leisurely pleasure of riding the elevator up and down. Aka a flying dingbat

The elevator hogger did not let us go to our room!

by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 13, 2018

mexican elevator

A finger going up the ass is known as a Mexican elevator

My husband likes to give me a Mexican elevator when he’s feeling frisky

by FreddyM July 11, 2022

Elevator Nose

Somebody that is always rootin' through another person's entire house with the intentions of stealing your shit.

Here comes Elevator Nose, he's from one floor to the next!

by Ilovemybrothersgirlfriend August 19, 2025