electronicals

Booklets. As in "dem electronical booklets."

I have to call the broker and see if he wants paper books or electronicals.

by Melissa Saiz January 28, 2005

electrocore

electrocore(eXc) is a cross between electronica and hardcore music. Electrocore is often used as a label, it is tougher than scene but not as tough as real hardcore and is thus somewhat of a cross between the two. The electrocore label is heavily influenced by the genres of music that "electros"(what electrocore "kiddz" are called) listen to. This is a range of heavy metal to techno. Most electros are straightedge, strong willed, untrusting, and apathetic as to what others think. Electros are constantly confused with punks, goths, emos, scensters, and hardcore kids, however, which label they are confused with depends on each individual electros style. The true birth of electrocore is somewhere in the south, either Florida, Georgia, Alabama, or Texas and there are very few true electros.

1. "that girl is so electrocore."
2. "electrocore?"
1. "yeah, she probably listens to a lot of techno music..."

by Mo-Mo Kidd February 11, 2008

Post-Election Selection Trauma

Post-Election Selection Trauma or PEST for short, is a made up disorder for pompus, self-centered, elitist individuals that can't fathom the fact that they lost an election. It is mainly experienced by liberals and French lovers alike, and was first diagnosed after the 2004 Presidential Election. It's symptoms include but are not limited to: feelings of withdrawal, feelings of isolation, emotional anger and bitterness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, nightmares, pervasive moodiness including endless sulking, and being excessively worried about the direction of the country.

In otherwords, the diagnosis is "You're a Sore Loser, get over it."

Hippie: "Bob stopped showing up to our drum circle meetings and couldn't eat his organic humus anymore. He's having intense hypno-therapy sessions and electroshock therapy now. His therapist said he is suffering from PEST, Post-Election Selection Trauma."

Normal Person: "What a pussy."

by Throbbin PNess May 26, 2008

Electroejaculating

Ejaculating so fast that you create static electricity

Electroejaculating is so fun I did it yesterday on pornhub

by THEREALHD17 June 23, 2017

Election erection

e⋅lec⋅tion e⋅rec⋅tion ĭ-lěk'shən ĭ-rěk'shən
-noun
1. the general euphoria experienced when your candidate of choice wins by a landslide.
2. the sexual arousal and excitement caused by same.

"Dude, when I saw the final tally of votes on Nov. 4, I got a total election erection!"

or

"You may have a first-time voter boner, but when Obama won I got a total election erection."

by St. Bastard November 5, 2008

election

A kind of legitimised "pick-an-asshole" competition held in certain countries that have democratic tendencies. In this "election", a bunch of worthless bastards who wouldn't know a moral if it kicked them in the nuts and danced around them singing "I'm a moral", lie through their teeth and kiss babies in an effort to suck at the public teat for another 3-4 years. Elections are characterised by weasels sticking their faces in front of cameras on a daily basis, a media frenzy that resembles dropping a steak into a piranha tank, and chronic voter nausea as they are forced to decide yet again between a potential disaster and a proven failure. Luckily, watching elections hasn't made me bitter about them...

Person 1: Dude, did you watch the election coverage?
Person 2: No, I thought it would save time if I just sat on a stool and repeatedly hit my dick with a metal ruler.

Person A: Hey, I really think that that candidate is going to represent the people and make an important difference in how the country is run.
Person B: Nurse! Up this man's medication at once! He's delusional.

Person 3: Hey, I'm thinking of running for election.
Person 4: Fuck off and die, leech scum!

by Big Bad Mark January 31, 2005

Electronified

For something to have gained,or become electronic

Now that my door bell has become electronified i will be able to hear it more clearly now

by Remington.D July 29, 2008