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Reverse Dutch

When a dyke puts her finger in you.
Last weekend I hooked up with this butch lesbo and she totally Reverse Dutched my ass
by ReverseDutchie March 2, 2019
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Dutch Welcome

When a business-woman bends over in a provocative way at work to get a "rise" out of her bosses or to get noticed! This is usually achieved by dropping a pen or some paperwork and bending down to pick them up. The woman in question does not have to be sexy, or attractive but they themselves believe they are.
I've just been in Mr Biggleswade's office and his secretary Doris gave me a Dutch Welcome!
by UrbanHim March 13, 2013
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Dutching the Vaughan

To hedge your bets by hitting on everyone/thing at a party. This is to ensure that at the end of the night no matter how drunk you are you have someone to go screw. Derives from "dutching" which means to place mulitple bets on the same race and Vaughan, relating to the famous singer/womanizer.
"You know Cheryl is horny tonight, she is already dutching the Vaughan all across this party"
by IamCHERYLv March 10, 2009
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dutch mouth

When a person types English with spelling that looks more Dutch than it does English.
Person 1: Aeyy wut r yu doenn todae
Person 2: Wow, you have a serious case of dutch mouth.
by Trerry October 11, 2015
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Dutch Docking

When a man loves a woman very much and sexual relations have developed past the vanilla stage it might be the time for the man to insert his balls inside the woman's asshole.

Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.
She is so fit, I would love some Dutch docking with her.

Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.

Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.
by Hugh Horace August 18, 2019
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Dutch Faceplant

1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.

or

2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.
Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.

or

When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.
by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010
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dutch toilet

A rare phenomenon that a turd is so solid it stands up out of the toilet bowl only to collapse hit the balls and destroy everything in its path.
Boy that was a really good Dutch Toilet - it was so big it even hit Remi’s balls.,
by Buford C Cabhash April 14, 2022
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