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fugly dumpling

noun. Someone who is excessively ugly; one who has surpassed the limit of being fuck ugly; someone who is ugly to the point they are actually slightly cute, such as the small dog-like creature from the movie evolution.
Fugly dumplings can often times be misconstrued as being fat people, possibly due to its similar sound to the word plump. granted some fat people are fugly dumplings, but obese is not a synonym for fuck ugly.
That there skank-vagina gave the man a blumpkin, AFTER she received an alaskan flaming dragon. and what a fugly dumpling, but they're both nasty if you ask me.

Hulk Hogan is a fugly dumpling.

Never before had i seen a fugly dumpling of such magnitude.
by Sunshin3 May 24, 2010
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Reverse Dumpling

When someone sits on the toilet backwards and takes a shit but leaves remnants in the toilet when they are done.
Geez, I went in to use the bathroom but it looks like Troy took a reverse dumpling and left some shit in the bowl
by the dude 69 March 22, 2011
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Slippery Dumpling

A sexual act in which a female has used too much lubrication during anal sexual, so much that sex is made impossible due to lack of grip.
You my darling, are one slippery dumpling.
by Dumpling King April 13, 2011
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ketchup and dumplings

by Godzilla January 4, 2015
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dembling

whining, crying, being annoying, droning
"stop dembling!!"

"she went on dembling and dembling and it got on my nerves"

"if you yell at me again i will demble."
by jdliife February 19, 2010
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Phonebook dumping

Contrary to the "invisible" cancellation of subscriptions, Phonebook dumping consists of depositing stacks of unwanted telephone books in front of offices of the business in who's name they are distributed (i.e., Verizon, Pacific Bell) in an attempt to bring consequences to bear upon these businesses that generate them. It is especially prevalent during Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.), the month following distribution of stacks of phonebooks.
Every year we observe one or two weekends in Phonebook Month by collecting copies from all the lobbies and mailrooms on the block in a shopping cart and phonebook dumping them in front of the Verizon store in the middle of the night. Then we get smashed.
by fizzyfizzz@yahoo.com January 4, 2012
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After a day at the beach, dipping one's sandy testicles into another's mouth while defecating on their forehead or chest
Last night you looked like a Dallas Dump Truck dumping Cincinnati Sandbags
by Team Nave October 21, 2011
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