by Lachlan V'Burn March 29, 2015

by FlankPhi June 20, 2018

by thejamesomatic November 16, 2017

Small tongs typically seen in cooking that are used to hold copious amounts of marijuana, most commonly used for holding joints.
"Hey man, I just rolled a massive cardboard joint. My roach clip can't hold it, where the tongs at?"
"Man, my mom went through my car today and found my drug tongs. Fuck."
"Man, my mom went through my car today and found my drug tongs. Fuck."
by sentient salt July 4, 2017

Someone who has experimented with darn near every drug known to man. Like the monkeys they have used to test drugs on.
Look there goes Tony! How he's still alive I'll never know. That Drug Monkey has tried it all and has mixed thing that shouldn't have been mixed..
by anonymous December 24, 2021

One who has the ability to spot someone under the influence and talk them down. The guy that can take someone on a sick one and lead them away from others
JC is a drug whisperer that guy was higher than a kite and he got him to leave the party without causing a scene
by JCNeros14 May 3, 2016

Drug Parrots are generally red macaws, bred and trained from birth to sniff out drugs when the drug dogs are unable to find any.
With ancestors having been in South America where the plant that coke is from is prolific, red macaws (and essentially all drug birds) can sniff out coke very well.
So while it may seem like they are chewing on something, they aren’t. They’re just sniffing for drugs.
You better not have any or they’ll catch you.
Below is what would happen to you if attacked by a drug parrot
With ancestors having been in South America where the plant that coke is from is prolific, red macaws (and essentially all drug birds) can sniff out coke very well.
So while it may seem like they are chewing on something, they aren’t. They’re just sniffing for drugs.
You better not have any or they’ll catch you.
Below is what would happen to you if attacked by a drug parrot
by Stillherechile May 4, 2022
