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saving a rough draft 

When you are in the middle of urinating, and decide you might have to take a shit soon, so you don't flush the toilet right away. Saving a rough draft can be out of a sincere desire to conserve water, or just out of sheer laziness.
Dude, why didn't you flush?
Oh, sorry about that. I was saving a rough draft.
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rough draft 

An advanced form of the "spicey edit", the rough draft is a completely fabricated story made up to stir up some drama and entertain its audience.

Person 1: This morning, Lisa told me she was up all night because you were making such a racket upstairs.

Person 2: What! That is such a rough draft! I wasn't even home last night!
rough draft by 313vagina March 5, 2009
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Draft Punk 

Underproduced or distorted progressive trap music ~ often times in sync with current events.
this new draft punk slaps! especially in quarantine.
Draft Punk by datoneboul March 19, 2020
Dry but Litt at the same time, like you could be bored but everyone else is litt or it could go either way, you could be litt but everyone else is bored
Mannnn this party is madd dritt

Yoooo we madd dritt rn
Dritt by Amir.Swervo March 11, 2017

Driftyoni 

Leaving a gaming chat or messaging channel abruptly in order to make a point, typically to show that you are angry or upset with the topic.
Just wait for Dave to Driftyoni when Mike brings up that latest battle our alliances had online.
Driftyoni by xxZINCxx September 6, 2020
A person who drafts drawings using either a computer (CAD) or pencil, pen and paper. Modern drafter(s) use computers and drafting software (Cad monkey). Drafters usually work under the direction of a designer or engineer. Drafters are expected to be experts at creating drawings.
An engineer would like to present an idea. He would request a drafter to create a drawing.
drafter by Jean-Paul Lanaux November 6, 2007

Drifting the Walrus

When you need to take an emergency shit and run to the bathroom but don't make it in time.
Last night Steven was caught drifting the walrus.