Doug

Somebody/Something that is Russia, a long tongue, and is quite hairy. Doug is normally related to an animal owned by a family, however any Doug is accepted.

Sarah; woah your a doug
sam; thanks, but I'm more of a suggling gummy worms type.

by satanicklaus April 1, 2019

Doug Cole

a straight knock. loves cock in and around his mouth. likes to get farted on by mark daily.

wow bro, you have jizz on your face, you remind me of doug cole.

by definition2definition February 22, 2010

Doug Putt Special

The load that pays the best for the least amount of hours worked. A virtual gravy train.

Hey, did you hear, I finally got dispatched on a Doug Putt Special! I can sleep in, and beat all of the other drivers back to the yard. And guess what? I'm going to make the most money that day 😉

by Pigeon Bandit January 17, 2024

Doug dodging

The act of evading the advances of drunk older men in public settings.

The grad students wanted to check out the local martini bar for girls night but feared they’d spend the whole evening Doug dodging.

by Shell_in_az August 1, 2023

Doug

Usually an African American Male, Doug prefers to wear black jeans with shorts underneath while sagging. Doug is a Real One. Doug dont care bout nothin, Doug usually walks and goes wherever Doug pleases. Doug usually appears way older than he actually is, and also never takes his prefered sneaker off. What is his prefered sneaker you may ask? Jordans...always Jordans. doug dont do work for nobody, Doug is what you might call rebelious. Some may see Doug walking around randomly, but nobody really knows where he is going, except for Doug's younger extremely close friends. Some say his name may also be Greg, but that is only an Urban Legend...

Dude, where is Doug going? No one knows man...no one.

by ESS3NC3 November 4, 2021

Doug’s Vagina

A volleyball dad that plans out fancy restaurants when traveling for away games and is intrigued by Jen’s bush. He also gets angry of illicit activity.

We wanted to go to a burger joint but Doug’s vagina changed our plans!

by SKacsir May 29, 2018

Doug's

A cult of players from a kingdom far far away in a game called Rise Of Kingdoms, they planned a coup to overthrow the king but failed because Moon didnt like them

Oh look, its the Doug's, lets fuck them

by Mystic suckmacheese February 8, 2022